diarreastic

When a fart smells and sounds like diarrhea.

Mike: *blarp*
Bill: That was the most diarreastic fart I've ever heard!

by PocketCalculator April 17, 2014

St. Diarrheas Day Massacre

The act of someone intentionally shitting on the floor, the toilet, or the wall of a bathroom stall. In some cases leaving a variety of pubes, poop, or a urine trail behind so when someone enters the bathroom they know something is wrong. These phantom shitters usually leave a signature to cover their true identity.

I walked into walmarts bathroom yesterday and knew something was a miss when I saw toilet paper leading to the bathroom stall. When I opened the door it was St. Diarrheas day Massacre all over again.

by Uncle Renegade February 24, 2009

word diarrhea

word diarrhea happens when you are trying to get a thought across gracefully but all of the words come from your brain and into your mouth at once.

Marty the word diarrhea that just came out of your has got to be the stupidest thing i have ever heard.

by mollybullshit January 1, 2008

Explosive diarrhea

Some powerful shit.

In 2010, explosive diarrhea claimed the lives of over 9,000 Americans and over 7,000,000 toilets.

by ChunkyLover510 March 17, 2011

diarrhea

A poop smoothie.

Diarrhea is nothing more than a poop smoothie.

by Anonymous September 17, 2003

Diarrhea Bomb

When you have explosive diarrhea come shooting out of your butt all at once and it makes a huge splash in the toilet that wetx your whole butt.

Ew, don't go in that stall. Someone did a diarrhea bomb and it's all over the place!

by Zozothecat December 15, 2011

Diarrhea Echo Fart

(D.E.F.) That amazing sound that your ass projects against the toilet bowl when you have a backed up shit waiting to immensely emerge from your balloon knot worm hole.

I was sitting on the toilet and almost busted my ear drums from the sound of my diarrhea echo fart hitting the toilet bowl.

by B-Ha Flows December 29, 2011