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Detweiler's Paradox

To genuinely accept a future negative outcome as fact only to be proven wrong.
"I did nothing to ensure I was going to pass this test. I should have failed. Another instance of Detweiler's Paradox in action."
by @gabek December 22, 2008
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DEWAI

Don't
Even
Worry
About
It
Gabe: What does DEWAI mena?
Vahe: Don't even worry about it...
Gabe: No, seriously, tell me.
Vahe: Don't even worry about it.
by Stone Jones June 3, 2010
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Deleina notfuknwitu

Deleina is The type of Woman who could ruin a man, if he's lucky. She is quiet, and does the talking with the sexiest eyes the human race has ever seen. She Can Pull all the Bitches. She can Be loyal to one Nigga. She Treats you good When you are an ass. She Forgives a thousand times a thousand till you've had your last chance. She is everything you could ask for in a Woman. You never find another one like her. She loves hard. And you'll love her harder. You'll never be able to forget her that's for certain. You can't find a better Woman. In her Honesty, you can always trust her. If a Man should lay down his head in sadness and confusion you'll find no judgement, and comfort in the warmth of her bosom. Dont ever fuck up and lose this one. She's one in a million, she's a shooting star maybe someday I'll see her before I make her cry, you know I tried to reach her but I was too high.....
Deleina notfuknwitu she will make you lose your mind, and Rob you of your sanity.
by Cold Case September 6, 2017
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Morning Dewey

A morning dewey is when you jizz all over your friends face while they are sleeping or are passed out from consuming copious amounts of alcohol.
Asshole #1: "How was your morning sunshine?"

Asshole #2: "Fucking shit. I was super hungover and I woke up with a morning dewey on face. It had dried up and I couldn't fucking open my eyes. It was the worst."

Asshole #1: "Hahaha, I was the one who gave you the morning dewey. I'm so awesome"

Asshole #2: Go fuck yourself.
by Ola G. October 20, 2010
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deweys

A nonsense word used as a gotcha to others. Generally a great cause of annoyance. Common usage includes saying something too fast to understand, then saying "Deweys" after the person says says "What?"
Person 1: Hey are you going to the (incomprehensible word)?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Deweys.
by yousaidwhatdeweys January 23, 2009
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Deveined

For a domineering female to completely strip, remove and destroy any shred of dignity you once had as a man and ability to do man things. To be brow beat by her sorry ass to the point you just don't give a fuck any more. Men that have been Deveined are easily detected by their scowled look, pathetic dress, virtual silence, lack of male friends and a non-existent social circle other than the shit she likes.
Within six months of marriage, Howard and been completely Deveined by his wife. He was left a silent, useless excuse for the male species.
by Eaton Holgoode April 30, 2015
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dewerd

1. doesn't take pain well
2. someone who doesn't take rejection well
3. someone who usually has black hair
4. could get ass kicked by girls
"dude did you guys just see that kid get kicked in the shin, he's crying now, what a dewerd!!!"
by Leslie Tatertato April 19, 2008
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