detective bongload

Kinda roams around freely and collects information about everyone and then forwards said info to everyone who doesn't give a fuck.

Hey bro you need to quit runnin your neck about Brian getting high , start calling you detective bongload.

by Dat White Bitch April 7, 2017

DetectiveRileyandVanessa

The most amazing , smartest people alive!!!!!

Riley- She's pure evil..maybe shes a man...what do you think detective vanessa?
Vanessa- :O ur smart Riley! nice

by Smartypants January 31, 2005

Present Detectives

When the kids are spending more time than usual in the living room around the christmas tree looking and waiting for the adults to leave so they can check out the presents that are theirs and guess what they got .

Wife-Where are the Present Detectives?

Husband-They are next to the tree checking all the wraping to make sure nobody peeked!

by troubledemon December 23, 2009

Detective Mode

The short 1-2 minutes of after masturbation where you use your hidden detective skills to get rid of all evidence.

Person 1:"Dude did you see that jizz spot on Jack's keyboard?"

Person 2:"Looks like someones detective mode was defective"

by Manthemanman August 10, 2010

Detective mittens

Detective mittens A cute cat who is loving and caring and really funny

I love my cat Detective mittens

by Anabelvsg October 21, 2019

DetectiveSOS

5SOS fans that investigate and solve crimes and fandom drama and should work for the FBI

-- jacob just proved the accusations that were made against the band wrong.
= omg he must be a DetectiveSOS !

by loverofcth June 15, 2020

Detective Orange

He hides from overs. Full Of Shit. And A kinda wired guy.

AH FUCK ITS DETECTIVE ORANGE

by Mike Mike Mike Mannnn September 24, 2020