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Academic Darwinism

Survival of the fittest, academically speaking. Differential scholastic success. Academic Darwinism encompasses the undertaking of doing of whatever it takes to ensure pedagogic success.
At B.B. High School, they prefer to call it Academic Darwinism.
by The Dodo April 26, 2006
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charles darwin

man who figured out evolution and wrote "origin of species" and revolutionized biology. Creationism is flawed and you don't have to be an atheist to accept this mans brilliant work.
by matt dold August 7, 2004
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Collegiate Darwinism

A theory posed by a Penn State student, contending that "survival of the fittest" applies to the social life of college students.
Collegiate Darwinism: 3-5 friends go on a road trip to a college where they have no friends. Everyone must find a bed. House parties, bars & late night pizza joints are recommended places to find a bedmate. As the night progresses, friends will see that the strongest survive, no matter what it takes. Those that sleep with fat chicks or ugly guys (girls is pimps too) should be congradulated for finding a bed, not admonished for lowering any standards. Meet up at a diner the next morning to tell your stories. Compare strategies, learn from your mistakes, and go to a different school and try it again.
by deegav January 5, 2007
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durwindeltonacibariness

When one is in an extreme state of shock after seeing inferiors use words such as example "bruh" or "uwu".
I am durwindeltonacibariness that you would say that
by datnip March 5, 2021
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Darwin

Charles Dawin A biological genius and nature lover. Discovered the principle of natural selection. Contrary to popular belief he did not discover evolution. The idea has been around science ancient times. He wrote ,"The orgin of species" and "The decent of man". That played a major part in dispelling the myth the man was created instantly by magic by a transidental being.
There are still people today who deny this principle and who are in the same class as flat earthers and try to get other people to believe there planly false and outdated ideas.
Darwin rules.
by Deep blue 2012 April 29, 2010
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darwin award

the darwin award is given to people usely postumesly for dying from an act of stupidity they created themselve..these acts are ether horendisly stupid or severly beyond common sense..it can not be a common act..it must be a one and only type of an herendous act of stupidity...most of these awards have been given out in the new york city area in the united states of america...what does that tell you?
i swear ive never heard of a person dying in such a stupid manor...he deserves the darwin award for that one
by mr knowlage December 28, 2003
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Darwin Award

An award awarded to a person who does humanity a favor by removing himself from the gene pool by losing the ability to reproduce either by death or sterilization in a stupid fashion. This ensures their hereditary mental incompetence cannot be passed on to future generations, thus bettering the human race. However easy it is to obtain the award, one can be disqualified for a number of reasons, including insanity. This I don't understand, as insanity is considered undesirable in the gene pool as well.
How pathetic do you have to be to get disqualified for a Darwin Award?
by CH4RL3S D4RW1N January 2, 2010
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