defecating

a fancy word for pooping

i once got arrested for defecating in public

by __olivia February 19, 2019

The Axe Defect

When Axe is overused to the point of actually counteracting The Axe Effect.

Jack: Brett was doing real good with that girl over their til she leaned in on him. Then she suddenly got up and ran away.
Ace: Probably the Axe Defect.

by tanukisanyo June 12, 2005

defecate

to poop

The dog defecated on the floor.

by Dain Bramage February 8, 2003

self-defecating

To shit oneself. From the word "defecate," meaning, "have a bowel movement." And the word, self, meaning "One's identity."

"Yo, did you see that guy? He was totally self-defecating!"

by MoreAwesomeThanThisGuy! March 5, 2010

day of defeat

A game that is not 1, not2, but infinite steps up from Counter-Strike, which is a favorite of close-minded individuals and infantile morons.

Among the countless advantages of Day of Defeat, you do not get as many immature little kids complaining about hackers, and the damage level and recoil is such that the game requires skill and is a learning process.

by BlastMaster May 15, 2003

Mel Gibson Defence

When on uses the excuse of being an alcohlic to justify doing something incredibly stupid or unorthodox. The term was originally coined after Mel Gibson repeatedly used the excuse of being an alcoholic for doing stupid things; notably making the Passion of the Christ.

Jerrell: Yo, that guy just got raped by that Frat Boy 12 times in an hour!

Liam: Yeah, but he's got the Mel Gibson Defence.

Jerrell: True dat. Hey, you thinking what I'm thinking?

by zilchonocomprendo April 14, 2009

Decieved

When somebody makes up a story that's not true. They lie and play you for a fool just to get what they want.

I was decieved by a girl i used to call my best friend.i found out that she has lied to me so many times. and this time, she told me her boyfriend was dead.he really isnt. he was a good friend of mine. she did it to get my attention,for me to feel bad for her. i fell for her tears. and now shes looking for forgiveness. how the hell can you forgive someone that does that? you cant. she played me. she decieved me.



Gabby I hope you're happy.

by sasha k December 20, 2008