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An irrevesible cessation of life.
A BOY AND A PRIEST ARE INSIDE A CONFESSION BOX...

BOY: father, i think i'm dead.

PRIEST: no my dear child, death awaits you not.

BOY: i believe it has come already.

PRIEST: boy! what makes you speak such unholy words?

BOY: coz i just got into Dover College.

PRIEST: oh! that makes it worse.

Some underlevelled individuals may spell or pronounce it as "DEAF", but that is a different word altogether, with no correlation at all.
death by naxel April 26, 2006
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When a Indian driver doesn't stop for you when you are biking
Indians. Always causing bikers death. *sighs*
death by epic pwnage April 18, 2010
the stale smoke still caught, weather its a bong, a pipe, a GB, a third lung, a hookah... its all death

also known as ghostie
-Dude! don't pass me that death! clear that shit you pussy.

-*cough*cough* *cough* sorry... ill try to take it like a man next time.
death by BiggerZ May 19, 2008
A word used to show dicontent or disgust, a valid replacement for any word you wouldn't use in church.
Coraline was a terrible movie, it was so bad it made me say death.
Death by AWHTF March 31, 2009
I hate everyone in the world I want to die I have no friends and I’m sexually confused I like guys but at the same time I feel like I like girls I want to die
I want to be ok but death speaks
Death by I_am_a_nobody:) November 19, 2017
Love's final embrace.
Until death do us part.
death by Anonymous October 10, 2003
In the darkness we are forming
death by Davey January 15, 2004