1 definition by naxel
A BOY AND A PRIEST ARE INSIDE A CONFESSION BOX...
BOY: father, i think i'm dead.
PRIEST: no my dear child, death awaits you not.
BOY: i believe it has come already.
PRIEST: boy! what makes you speak such unholy words?
BOY: coz i just got into Dover College.
PRIEST: oh! that makes it worse.
Some underlevelled individuals may spell or pronounce it as "DEAF", but that is a different word altogether, with no correlation at all.
by naxel April 9, 2006