im going to ducking kill myself

what autocorrect sees fuck as it sees fuck as duck

Guy 1: oh duck you
Guy 2: did you mean fuck?
Guy 1: ducking autocorrect
Guy 2: autocorrect?
Guy 1: DUCK!!!!
Guy 1: im going to ducking kill myself

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ May 17, 2021

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Dicklings

Siblings born of the same father but by different mothers, or also known as half-sisters or half-brothers.

As Erick explained again to the social worker, "No, listen. Both my children, Hank and John are dicklings. They're only related because of me. They have different mothers.

by aretegroup June 12, 2017

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Someone: *texts me*
Me: Hey wsppp
Someone: hi uwu

me: wtf
Someone: wdym.. UnU
Me: u ducking weirdo get away from me
Someone: ducking? wut .-.
Me: ur making me ducking angry
Someone: 0-0
Me: my blood is ducking boiling
Someone: I- ;-;

by lolhahahsas December 23, 2020

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ducking

to put the tips of your fingers and thumb together to make the shape of a duck's head, and inserting it into another person's orifice, most commonly the butthole.

"That bitch was so tight I had to duck her before I could get it in."

"One finger only please, stop ducking me!"

by drinkmylemonade February 16, 2010

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DICKLING

a little dick size of a 2 year olds pinky

when i jackoff i need to use tweezers because my dickling is so small

by JO MAMA November 11, 2003

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Skull Ducking

Skull ducking is an ancient myan sport which involves tapping someone on the skull with the bill of a duck. Whoever can withstand being ducked for the longest time win. Although it is quite complicated and it involves the flexing of certain skeletal muscles to make the skull ducking last longer.

Recently, has been recommended by some that it should be an olympic sport.

We skull ducked for hours.
I Skull ducked your grandmother.
I dipped the remainder of my penis in a shit covered, hairy bloody, egg smelling, tuna infested, bubbling, vaginal puss farting hole after we were done Skull Ducking Your grandmother.

by The Brave Little Toaster June 2, 2009

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