ducking

When your autocorrect feels the need to annoy you. Our phones are taking over our free will to speak.

Bob: I ducking hate Joe!
Bob: God Donut I meant ducking
Bob: I DUCKING HATE THIS STUPID PHONE!
Bob: *ducking
Bob: Duck this phone
Bob: I'm going to jump off a ducking cliff now
Fred:

by N. D. Toilet August 18, 2014

ducc

ducc go quacc quacc quacc quacc quacc quacc

quacc is the sound that duccs make

quacc quacc quacc quacc quak?

qak quuuuaccc quacc!!

ducc go quaCC

by ducc quaccs October 22, 2019

Ducky Box

The container wherein one stores their sex paraphernalia, e.g., condoms, lube, massage oils, etc.

Sally: "Hey Joe, want to try the throbbing bicycle?"

Joe: "Sure, just let me stretch and get some supplies from my ducky box."

by Mr. Orange Julius September 7, 2010

Fucking the Royal Duck

Fucking the Royal Duck is much like Fuck the Duck but more blatant. While Fucking the Duck can be construed as a convenient trip to the bathroom or a well timed smoke break, Fucking the ROYAL Duck is a blatant attempt at avoiding work.

"Hey, where's the cook? I have an order up, 2 cheeseburger specials!!" "he's out back fucking the royal duck".

by dirtykurty September 10, 2010

Super Mario / Duck Hunt

1). A double threat. If somebody is really good at two things. When people do schweet combos.

2). A Classic combo game for the 8-bit. Not the first mario game but the first one Featuring the epic battle between the heroic Mario vs. the malevolent Bowser.
Duck hunt features the legendary laughing dog. Fly Away Quack Quack Quack

1. Did you see that dude kick that guy's ass with that bat while he was drinking a gatorade. Man thats a Super Mario / Duck Hunt.

2. Dude, this fuckin' Super Mario / Duck Hunt game keeps makin' my 8-bit blink, maybe I'll try blowing in it.

by ThE LaTe JC April 13, 2005

Duck

A waterfowl.

But also, a funny person

T: I saw two ducks yesterday, they were stalking me through the window

H: I is a duck for sure

by Ace the simp March 9, 2023

Duck Slice

The 2 end-pieces of a loaf of bread, which never make it as sandwiches and are destined to feed the ducks.

I was going to make a sandwich but there was only a duck slice.

by Gherkin&Cheese August 24, 2010