double gay

An insult not literally calling a person a homosexual but instead calling them lame or uncool.

Mang, that person be double gay. He like dem pokaymon cards.

by Chen Wang February 10, 2009

double goated

When you and one of your buddies both bend down and get in position with the goat out (dick and balls between legs) waiting for a third party to come into the room. See the goat

Matt and I just double goated Tyler. It was epic. That's worth 8 kicks to the ass.

by bossassbitch1995 March 7, 2016

Double Granny Knot

Two very horny women, one of which over 60, entangle themselves for sexual pleasure. The older the women, the stronger the bond as she creates more friction.

The double granny knot took a real toll on grandma last night. She should probably consider abstinence, as a burn on the genitals is very concerning.

by Knot Enthusiasts December 7, 2019

Double Gooch Kick

when you hit 2 people simultaneously in their gooches.

That bastard gave us a double gooch kick...so we killed his family and burned him at the cross.

by JJ January 16, 2004

double goose

This is a prank 2 people play on one guy. One guy stands in back of the victim and one stands in front. The guy in back starts by pokeing the victim in the bum hole, the victims response is to squeeze his butt cheeks togeather, which exposes his balls from the front. The person in front now gently whoops the victim's balls, causing great pain. The whole jist of it is to hurt the dude's nuts in a funny way.

"Did you see how bad we double goosed Bob, he fell right the fuck over, hahahaha."

by Herbage SMoker September 5, 2008

double gay

Double gay means straight or heterosexual. It follows simple mathematics, where an odd number of minuses (which symbolize homosexuality) in front of a number makes a negative (in this case homosexual) number and an even number makes a positive (in this case heterosexual) number.

Jack: Oh man I love women and definitely not men.
Will: You are double gay!
Jack: Thanks, you too!

by SmalltwnBoi May 13, 2018

Double Glock Glock combo

The double Glock Glock combo is a oral sex position usually used by the female to the male

Female: you finna get hit by the "Double Glock Glock Combo"

Male: shawty your bad

by Yasin.vro February 2, 2019