double gay

Double gay means straight or heterosexual. It follows simple mathematics, where an odd number of minuses (which symbolize homosexuality) in front of a number makes a negative (in this case homosexual) number and an even number makes a positive (in this case heterosexual) number.
Jack: Oh man I love women and definitely not men.
Will: You are double gay!
Jack: Thanks, you too!
by SmalltwnBoi May 13, 2018
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Alex

A human name made for people.
Johnny: Oh, hi mark!
Alex: My name is Alex.
by SmalltwnBoi May 14, 2018
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