dittle

Dynamically little

Don’t belittle the dittle nawty pupsy wupsy.

by Hercolena Oliver April 21, 2009

distlefink

A sex toy with twelve functioning dildos. Shapes such as a dodecahedron with a phallus on each face have been ruled out by scholarly sources as impossible to completely function, so such shapes are not considered true distlefinks. No true distlefink has ever been proven, though research at Cambridge and Notre Dame is being conducted to prove or disprove the possibility.

"Many argue that there cannot be a true distlefink, as one could not convince 12 women to use one at the same time"

"The audubon society loves distlefinks"

by Hugh Balderdash May 6, 2008

distler

noun; usually used as one word in an instant as the "the one that got away". Similar to yelling "shit" after doing something wrong.

*Hot girl spills purse*
Hot girl: Would someone mind helping me?
*Oblivious guy walks past*
*Half-way down the street he realized he missed a chance*
Guy: ahh distler!

by Waldosdead? July 29, 2009

difflebar

any mechanical contrivance without a name; when words fail to describe a mechanical part.

Your difflebar is bent and that's why your door wont close

by little loadie January 11, 2010

diffler

n. - the usual combination of plastic, glitter and meat in their regular proportional ratios.

It's starting to smell like somebody set Fisher-Price on fire, could you please remove that diffler from the grill?

by BaconFortress May 11, 2010

diffle dick

a guy who is in no way cool and has a diffle for a dick

yeah you're right he is a diffle dick

by Gangsta Nuggets July 23, 2010

dietlechard

nigga patrol

that dietlechard been down the street.

by k-stan December 14, 2010