deaf larry

the act of ejaculating in the ear of your significant other in an excess amount such that they can no longer hear properly, thus taking the traits of the infamous deaf larry

guy 1: "yo. how come your girl didn't recognize my voice when I just called your house up?"

guy 2: "oh. yeah that's my bad I just gave her a deaf larry and now she can't hear for shit"

by toby's_cup April 7, 2009

deaf leopard

a woman that is older than an elderly cougar but still has the looks and can still flaunt herself off

"That lady was so old? but you still hit that? She was a deaf lepard!"

"She wasnt so much a deaf leopard when i got her close off"

by 4 Points October 30, 2009

deaf

Unable to hear, often use hearing aids and know/use Sign-Language.

My friend mike is deaf, I had to learn sign language so I could communicate with him.

by AndrewO'Brian April 19, 2006

nose-deaf

Inability to smell

What is that smell? Is something burning?

I don't smell anything. But then, I'm pretty much nose-deaf.

by keelacp December 30, 2008

Deaf man's delight

You're goin' down, and your'e munchin' on the bush. She clamps her legs around your ears so you can't hear anything.

I was eatin' my chick out when she closed her legs and gave me a deaf man's delight.

by Dynamite Boy December 17, 2008

decaf espresso

An order so lame that when placed at a cafe or restaurant it leaves the server reliving memories of their lost virginity. An order of a decaf espresso is a drink so pointless that it is synonymous only with a hand job over the pants... those pants most likely being jeans.

"Dude, you ever had a decaf espresso?"
"Yeah once when I was like 13 but I wouldn't recommend it. My pants frayed and I totally chaffed."

or

"The movie theater was packed so all she could give me was a decaf espresso."

by rudy noodles August 31, 2011

Accent deaf

The inability to understand anything spoken in an accent.

Melissa tried to hide the fact that she was accent deaf, but when Lee asked her "How are you doing?" and she replied "Yes!", her secret was out.

by jtrump May 5, 2011