Dave

(noun) the act of making a horrible joke

Yo that joke was so bad, you just pulled a Dave!

by husky5592 April 28, 2011

Dave

Someone that nobody knows

"I was just talking to Dave"
"Who"?

by hollaholla078 January 9, 2012

Dave

A dave is a person who makes everybody else shake their head in frustration. They are quite frustrating even if well intentioned

How could anyone think that was a good idea? It must be a Dave thing.

by Big texta May 3, 2019

Dave

A coffee addict :)

The only thing Dave drinks is Madrinas Coffee, now with 20% off using code krtzyy!

by DaveMod69swag July 23, 2020

Dave

An extremely old man now viewed as a relic which dates back to before the Birth of christ. Legends say he was one of Jesus’ diciples, and Also took A big part in various battles and wars throughout the history. He is probably Most known for his contribution in the battle of waterloo. Even though he had big influence in the mongolian war, and Even the french revolution. Hes just extremely old.

Dave is just so extremely old

by Helios99 March 14, 2021

Dave

My discord husband who plays mano all the time

Ethan#1- Mom, wheres dad?

Me#1- He's probably pretending to be a cop on mano again because he can't be a real one. You know just being a Dave.

by Imdiscordmarried July 9, 2019

Dave

some guy in a wheel chair with an adopted son, a midget farmer with anger issues for a friend, was an algebra teacher, and has the power to get transported into a third dimensional realm when under extreme stress.

guy 1: holy shit is that dave from Friday Night Funkin': Vs. Dave and Bambi??
guy 2: yeah lol

by BeefyBoyWasTaken January 3, 2023