pms cure

You need to take your boyfriends dick to feel better.

To feel better if you PMS symptoms you need your boyfriends dick. Also known as pms cure.

by Gregory Grooms December 17, 2017

Curing Meat

When you sweat enough that your balls get salty, drying them out and making them feel like sandpaper between your legs, similar to how meat was preserved in olden times.

I didn't shower after working out earlier, I'm curing meat like a goddamned pioneer over here!

by Alaskan cock basket June 4, 2017

Nejdu cure sutra na sljeme

Sinonim za : "ne idemo sutra na sljeme, volimo te Matija"

Lovro : Nejdu cure sutra na sljeme 😢😢
Everyone : *seen*

by pero122 May 7, 2018

The cure

Hate sex

Like not as . in you hate sex, its's like uhhhhh.... you fuck someone you hat e
with such immesurable hatred and amounts of anger
uhhhhhhh hakaan

also a fucking wicked band the cure

by Billie Eilish on god head ass March 16, 2020

national cure someones depression with nudes day

June 9th is the day where you have to send someone with depression nudes to try to make their day

hey wanna see something to make your day better bc its national cure someones depression with nudes day

by Gerson755 June 8, 2020

covid cure

The holy water, mixture of water and meth. Gospel to save your from death. Intravenous enlightening nutrition fed fungi.

I sure need to 180° this pandemic covid cure with the 45° by your stripes I'm healed gospel decree.

by CMD88 June 24, 2020

American Cure-All

The practice of taking a couple Advil pills and “sleeping it off” Usually performed by an individual that experiences a pain that should warrant a hospital visit, but the individual cannot afford a hospital bill.

Greg fell down the stairs last night. He could barely walk after and I wanted to take him to the hospital , but he did the American Cure-All and walked out of the house this morning like nothing was wrong.

by Glarfl January 25, 2024