curb check 

The act of observing where the edge of a concrete curb or median is in relation to the front tires of your vehicle

When about to clip a curb in a parking lot or while turning onto a divided highway one might yell:

"Curb check!"

curb check by Stavrosnco May 2, 2005

Curb feeler 

when a girl doesn't pay attention when shaving her pussy
and misses the pubes where her legs meet her crotch.

My, nelli has a better set of curb feelers than nigger don's
'76 cadillac.

Curb feeler by wang dang sweet poontang April 9, 2007

Curb Moment 

When everything goes wrong for one day, from the HBO series "Curb Your Enthusiasm" - the adventures of Larry David, where he is constantly getting himself into shit.
When all the problems one inadvertently causes come back to haunt them.

Example 1:
Phil: WTF? You just spilt my pint, you muppet!
Jonathan: Sorry, I'm having a curb moment

Example 2:
*Woman slaps Phil*
Phil: Shit, I'm having a curb moment today. I didn't mean to offend her

Curb Moment by matrixbadger February 19, 2009

Curb Your Enthusiasm 

Quite possibly THE best show on television.

Curb your enthusiasm and Arrested Developement > Malcolm in the Middle > Adult Swim > The OC > Degrassi > Oprah > American Idol > 7th Heaven > My home videos


I have really got to stop watching television...

Curb Your Enthusiasm by Caffine Overdose March 29, 2004

curb surfer 

Surfing a street curb with any form of transportation, body part, or anything with wheels. It is a bonus if the action creates a squealing or grinding noise. Harrrrrrrrr!

You are a "curb surfer" if you hit the curb with your car, with your skateboard, with your own two feet, with your grocery cart.

curb surfer by JR McDowell October 23, 2008

Curb Chomp 

A variation of curb stomping, where the curb stompee is biting down on a curb in candy land, as shown in Cyanide and happiness. Although it is life threatening, it is much more delicious then a normal curb stomp.

Guy 1: I've had enough of your shit, I hope your ready to get CURB STOMPED!!
Guy 2: Don't you mean, curb chomped?

Curb Chomp by Abasdemm October 25, 2009

Curb Awkwardness 

After saying farewell to someone and getting into vehicle and not moving immediatly , so the person just looks at you without talking. Even worse when the window is down.

Jim: i said goodbye to mandy and my mum didnt drive off straight away and the window was down!
James: Thats SERIOUS curb awkwardness

Curb Awkwardness by Jack0thattssme September 7, 2010