putting anal beads in your penis, jerking off, busting, then pulling the anal beads out and the semen being launched on the female taint
by queer cum guzzler December 7, 2022
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"She told me she was on the pill, and yet I should have been wearing a condom anyway, and then she kept saying 'cum inside me!, cum inside me!'". It was quite the cumnundrum.
Example two: I started jerking off watching porn in my grandma's basement, and right before I was about to cum I ran into the bathroom for some toilet paper and I realized my grandfather was in there with diarhea. Dude, it was quite the cumnundrum.
Example two: I started jerking off watching porn in my grandma's basement, and right before I was about to cum I ran into the bathroom for some toilet paper and I realized my grandfather was in there with diarhea. Dude, it was quite the cumnundrum.
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a pearson who sucks alot of dick and always catches the jizz in their mouths as well as being a total douche.
Mr.Dally is a cumguzzlingjizzbubble.
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Get the Cum gun mug.The CumUnion is an international group of sex clubs for gay and bi men to have sex. They can jack off together, suck dick or be sucked, fuck or be fucked, or whatever they want sexually.
They have a CumUnion in Colorado Springs and a bunch of us cadets are planning to go there this weekend!
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Steven's mom is a cumjunkie.
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