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clarifuscate

To explain something in a way that confuses things even more.
Because their constituencies wouldn't vote for them otherwise, certain politicians learn to clarifuscate early in their careers.

When my physics teacher tried to explain how to work the deadly tesla coil for the lab, he ended up clarifuscating me until my eyes were glassy and my drool was seeping onto my shirt. This resulted in me frying myself and setting the school on fire. Too bad I was dead to see the prison burn.
by Insufficient Postage May 6, 2006
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Curious Pup

A girl nudges a mans balls with her nose while licking his ass hole.
She was trying to get the corn hole but couldn't, so she had to do a curious pup.
by dustbusterbrit September 26, 2009
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curiouser

More curious
curiouser and curiouser
by Data_64 January 23, 2016
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Curious penis

a penis which is always poking about and curious about everthing
"omg i think i just saw a curious behind that bush!"
by Hakko December 13, 2003
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The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

An incredible movie about a man who ages backward who falls in love with a women who ages normally. It's a simple, yet haunting plot and leaves the audience in tears at the end.
I saw The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button...and I wish I had a cleanex box with me. :(. But it was great!
by Jaques Pellegrino May 15, 2009
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Curious Georging

The act of having alot of curiosity over simple things, actions and ideas. Just like George from the stories
"Oh My God, I'm curious Georging whether that girl had a thong on or not"

"I'm totally curious georging about the fact that I was robbed"
by E-Obscene April 15, 2009
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dirty curious

when you piss into your car battery. Not for any particular reason, you just want to know if your car will still start.
"Now listen Billy," Dr. Thrombone said leaning over to him,"the only way you will become a good scientist is if you think out side of the box."
by Buzzsaw Jones March 17, 2005
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