Procrastination Cuisine

S: (n) food purchased and/or prepared solely for the purpose of avoiding work that one is committed to have completed by a certain soon-approaching time.

The term is often used in combination with Procrastiscribing: the act of defining on Urban Dictionary the type of procrastination one is currently exhibiting as a means of additional procrastination.

Carleton Student #1: "You're going to Oasis /again/? I didn't know one man could be so hungry at two in the morning!"

Carleton Student #2: "Nah, I'm not hungry; I'm just enjoying some Procrastination Cuisine instead of starting my Phil term paper due in six hours."

<later>

Carleton Student #1: "Have you started that term paper yet?"

Carleton Student #2: "Nope, though I /am/ quite masterfully describing my current form of procrastination on Urban Dictionary. Hey, do you know what procrasturbation is?"

by Paynekyllr November 3, 2010

Cuite

1. n./ A young girl with an extremely loose vagina. See slut or Karen.

2. n./ An extremely loose, drippy vagina.

"Jeeze man, Cindy's such a cuite."

"Hey man, I touched Cindy's sweet cuite."

by Crawshank Jeffords December 23, 2008

El Paso Cuidad Juarez Metro Area

The deadliest area in the world not considered a war zone. Obviously most of the people are killed in Juarez, but a few are killed over the border every now and then. About 2 and half million live in the area and about 10 people are murdered every day. Other than extreme violence and drug warfare, it is a very nice area with friendly people and great food.

Today a massacre in the El Paso Cuidad Juarez Metro Area left 17 people dead outside a drug lab.

by EastSideELChuco July 29, 2011

lean cuisine

a boughetto way of defining a limousine.

We were so classy last night, we took a lean cuisine out to the bar.

by tdk0524 January 10, 2011

Cuicui

Cuicui is a budgie bird named after a tweeting bird that goes cui, cui, cui.

Mary did cuicui just fly away? Betch tell me please!!!😈

by OMFG Bitch! September 13, 2016

blackout cuisine

blackened top ramen, burnt beans in a can, charcoal tater tots,house on fire(extreme conditions) basically shit youk cook in a blacked out state due to the ill effects of alcohol> usually happens when your single and dont have the means for blackout sex.

"joe likes to cook blackout cuisine. hes a douchebag!

by virginmary66 July 5, 2009

Bro cuisine

Any kind of cuisine (but these foods and drinks are primarily taste dry and bitter) served, eaten and made ironically yet primarily to "men"/"bro(s)" like hamburgers/sandwiches, steaks, dry seafood, alcoholics, other bony foods, etc... As opposed to those primarily served, eaten and made by women yet ironically like cake(s). pastries, etc. and that is described as "Sis cuisine"

"Bro cuisine" feels ironic to me... No skinny and tall b**ch have ever tried that at all...

by The Saviour of Takeshima July 14, 2018