Salmon cruncher

A beastly looking woman from Michigan’s U.P. That’s not much to look at but will keep you warm on a cold U.P. Night .

Damn Joe it’s freezing out there tonight. Guess I’ll finish the beer and grab me a salmon Cruncher and head home for the night.

by Housebroke February 20, 2022

Muff Cruncher

when one refers to you as Muff Cruncher, you're being referred to as a disgusting lesbian.

you are one dirty muff cruncher

by queuesdechat April 12, 2022

kid cruncher

A large truck or SUV built for American streets after 2020.
Common features include tall fronts with hoods that are nearly flat, such as the 2022 Ford F150.

I was walking to the park yesterday with little Susie and a kid cruncher ran a stop sign and nearly killed her!

by Janatan September 6, 2023

capsule cruncher

A person who chews, or crunches, on the capsule instead of swallowing it normally with water.

" I'm not a capsule cruncher, I swear!"

by kitkatINSOMNIAC March 14, 2024

capsule cruncher

When someone chews or crunches pills, instead of swallowing them with water like normal.

Megan: "Yo Jerry, do you chew or swallow your pills?"

Jerry: "I chew them, why?"

Megan: "I KNEW YOU WERE A CAPSULE CRUNCHER!"

by kitkatINSOMNIAC March 23, 2024

Pumpkin Cruncher

Slur used to mock people and the thick accents of those from Somerset, Dorset, Devon and other similiar agrarian outbacks in southwest England.

Gerthed: " Ooo arp go on yer shahger lezzer knos whats you playins at bab.
Clive Austint: Mandem a Pumpkin Cruncher.

by pumpkincruncher1987 May 16, 2025

California Clit Cruncher

The act of taking a pair of pliers to rip off a woman’s clitoris, then blowing a large cloud of meth smoke in her asshole while shooting her family

Went to the bank today and the woman in line was being a bitch, so i gave her the california clit cruncher and she shut up really quickly

by BigCocobutterD May 1, 2019