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Crunchy Peanut Butter Nuts

Completely crazy.

Something that is so unbelievably outrageous.

Psychotic.
Kiana: Did you hear about the mom that was playing Farmville and was so annoyed at her crying baby that she spaced and shook her baby to death?

Derek: Holy Crap! That's nuts! That's Crunchy Peanut Butter Nuts!
by baywatchpunk November 4, 2010
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Crunchy J-Ho

When you stick a fortune cookie in a girl's pussy then you mash it all up with your cock.
J-Ho is my man. He just gave me a crunchy J-ho after we went out for chinese.
by JTAPS October 7, 2007
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crunchy ass

Someone who is sleep deprived or stressed there for making them crabby and/or cranky and unpleasant for other people to be around
It would be easier to talk to you if your crunchy ass would get some sleep!
by Monique R February 22, 2009
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Crunchyroll and Cuddle

Unlike Netflix and Chill, Crunchyroll and Cuddle is where two soulmates spoon and watch anime on Crunchyroll.
Boy: "Girl, wanna Netflix and Chill?"
Girl::"Nah, I'm in the mood for Crunchyroll and Cuddle."
by Victiniandthethree June 24, 2016
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Crunchy

Man I was feeling crunchy as shit!
by Joejohn November 30, 2013
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Crunchy Cat

Those who expect the Lord to show them mercy but refuse to extend mercy to anyone else. They would happily join a new Crusade if it didn't require them to move out of mommy's basement or give up World of Warcraft. They really are more Catholic than the Pope, especially since, in Crunchy World, there hasn't been a True Pope since 1958. The Crunchy contrasts with the soft Catholic. You know, the ones who think we owe a filial love to Christ's sweet Vicar on earth. There's no room for love in Crunchy World. He says love is for sissies. And modernists. Most of them hang out in the fever swamps of internet traddom, usually on RacistInfo or the forum with a fancy Latin name, the height of irony since Crunchies don't speak Latin. QED

Noted heroes of the Crunchy Cat include Adolf Hitler, Vladimir Putin, Tony Cekada and Dolph Lundgren. Generally known to drink to excess but only things like Mike's Hard Lemonade or Goldschlager. (Worst day of the Crunchy's life was when they stopped making Zima.) Also, the Crunchy loves lace. He prefers his priest to wear more lace than a Victoria's Secret catalog.

The Crunchy uses code words to display his cleverness, i.e. NewChurch, True Mass and Doubtful Validity. In this way, we all know what he means, but he doesn't have to say it. His fav color is pink, although he insists on calling it "rose."
Person 1: "That Joe sure is an uber trad!"
Brilliance Incarnate: "No he's not. He's a Crunchy!"
Person 1: "That term requires a greater understanding of the workings of your mind than I possess."

Crunchy Cat: "I'm outraged! That NO presider wore purple on Laetare Sunday!"
Normal Person: "Crunchtastic!"

Crunchy Cat: "Cardinal Burke is an arch-modernist."
Trad Cat: "That is a Crunchtacular statement."

Crunchy Cat: "Latin and lace will save the Church!"
Non-insane person: "ummmm.....wut?"

Crunchy Cat: "I'm leaving the Church if JPII is canonized!"
Trad Cat: "So what are you waiting for? Get out!"
by TradCat May 5, 2013
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Crunchy Bro-tron 5000

Only the highest level or bro-ness you can bestow upon someone. Quite possibly the most awesome moniker ever.
Me: What up Crunchy bro-tron 5000.....?
Them: Huh?
by Madcow9865 September 10, 2009
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