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Acorn Cracking

1. The process of exposing ineptness, fraud and corruption in government, businesses, institutions and by persons in American Society by means of making public on youtube, or internet publication hard evidence captured on video, voice recording, surveliance and public record documents.

2. Busting persons on the public payroll engaged in criminal acts by publishing evidence on the internet such as video evidence on youtube.
1. The Arizona residents may have saved their lives by "acorn cracking" Arizona's Department of Health Services as well as the City of Peoria's police, city officials and employees on youtube with video and audio recordings of an actual ambush, attack and assault of several unknown agents using the youtube name WhistleBlowerJob.

2. The activists quickly left to do some acorn cracking with video evidence of police abuse and a Bart Station murder captured on a cellphone that appeared on youtube within a few hours of the killing.
by Dynamic Thought Adjuster September 20, 2009
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Hot Crocking

Brewing up a big, massive shit in your bowels for an impending assplosion. Like a fat hunk of meat stewing in a crock pot all day.
Braaaaaahhh I am hot crocking right now. My bowels are sloshing. It’s gonna explode soon.

I was Hot crocking all night at the bar but I passed out when I got home. Needless to say the overnight stew was a wet explosion this morning.
by Eaton Holgoode March 1, 2018
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Cracking my head off

To be laughing hard. A cross between cracking up and laughing my head off. Cracking my head off.

CMHO is what you put when you are texting. Like LOL, but CMHO!!
The lady in Wal-Mart was dressed in such a bad outfit, I was cracking my head off!!
by coopernapkin April 17, 2010
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Crocking

The act of inserting the penis in-between two rocks and thrusting.
Bob loved crocking on a Tuesday evening.
by emix1111 October 27, 2020
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clucking like a chicken

To rant incoherantly while under the influence of a stimulant narcotic, such as amphetamines.
On Day Seven of the meth ride, Chester was clucking like a chicken.
by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006
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Wood Chucking

Wood chucking has nothing to do with what most people consider wood. Wood chucking is the well-known practice, used by average and bad sales representatives or lead generators, of submitting weak or outright false sales to management in a pathetic attempt to inflate their key metrics.

Wood, in this context, is the fake sale. Chucking is the act of submitting a fake sale, and a woodchucker is a no-talent assclown who will be fired the first moment I catch his sorry ass chucking wood.
Carl? He's just a wood chucking, mother fucker! He couldn't sell a fucking emergency blanket to a naked invalid dieing of hypothermia, he'll be fired in a week!
by trollwarsclub April 26, 2017
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