cropile picture

an awkwardly cropped picture to use as profile picture in facebook etc. generally it's obvious that there's somebody else near the person

You see Jane's new cropile picture? it's like half of her is gone..

by TheKarafakioglu December 1, 2010

crapple juice

Cranberry-apple juice. Related to grapple juice and crazberry juice.

Ok guys, who drank all the crapple juice?

by loligon November 27, 2011

crApple

Also known as Apple.

Apple Computers should be called crApple Computers.

by Jim Bob The Lumberjack February 26, 2003

Crippler Crossface

str8 up gangsta special; will make anyone tap

Chris Benoit 0wnz jo0!

by J 0 K A February 22, 2005

Crippler

The crippler is when you have to shit so bad that you can hardly walk to the restroom. Generally produces cramp like effects in your anus with pain so bad you can't walk.

I was headed for the restroom when I got hit by the crippler and almost shit my pants.

by king of the shitters August 13, 2009

Crippler

The Crippler is a person with a huge penis.

Do yo wanna see the crippler?

by Mungzilla November 24, 2007

cripple cart cowgirl

A female riding a cripple cart.

"Oh, fuck, look at that cripple cart cowgirl. I can't tell where her tits end and where the rolls begin."

by Pavel Lishin September 20, 2005