crofton

the neigborhood Crofton use to be a very rich white family friendly niegborhood and it had it's first murder 20 years after it officaly became a town but since it borders bowie and other pg county neigborhoods blacks slowly started to move here and partsd of crofton like the meadows and mews that have less exspentive houses started having more black people living in these parts of crofton and then we had the great snake heads wars were lots of men lost their lifes and after that problem around 2006 major crimes started happening but not as much as glen burnie but more then crofton ever had brfore and by 2010 black pertange in crofton middle school was 14% and 5 years ago it was only 6 percent.Then crofton was known for something else.........GANG VIOLENCE do to the murder of a 14 year old and now crofton has becomed the earlier stages of how bowie was well yeah you know what I'm saying

Do to crofton being more rich then other neigborhoods but let is in the news for gang violence it has many enemies like odenton,Bowie,Gambrills and edgewater but we don't really give a fuck about edgewater cause they are just abunch of racist rednecks.We have 5 schools crofton elementary and crofton woods,meadows,nan tucket,and are middle school but yet we don't have a high school?????

crofton

by jonsmash1234 February 26, 2011

crufty

Geek-Speak. Something SOOOOOO old and -- crusty -- the S's are f shaped. (Typography c1700)

See also cruffty -- waaaat ya think geeks kn -- like spel?

..... much less any old cruffty 8.x install (gcc 2.9.x, older glibc, kernel, etc.).

or

Thats some really crufty code you're flashing amigo.

by w5 August 25, 2005

Lara Croft Effect

When playing a computer game and despite pressing all the right buttons, your character does something wrong or completely random. Typical of the Lara Croft games, even on all platforms.

Dude: Hey man you just died! You were supposed to jump over the gap! Why did you dive into it?

Non-dude: Hey man! Don't get at me! That's the Lara Croft Effect!

by The_Dudeman October 19, 2010

lara croft factor

when you play a game that has a girl as the main character, or allows you too choose to play as a girl

1.if i'm playing a game that has me staring at the main character's ass for hours on end it might as well be a good looking one.

2. a lot of male WoW(world of warcraft) players pick a girl as their character because they look better and guys without a life will give them gold(warcraft money)

3. "dude, why the hell are playin a girl", "that's the lara croft factor idiot"(srry, they said i had to put the actual term in the example, lol)

by WoW2008 October 10, 2008

Caleb Croft

Caleb Croft is the most amazing guy in world to me! he is sweet,has the best blue eyes!, a killer smile, makes you laugh without trying, on your worsted days he will make you smile. & he has a sexy ass body! Hes totally riped! Gives the best hugs in the world! & is the best boyfriend in the world he will do what ever it takes to make his woman feel wanted,happy,& apresheated. If you ever find yourself a Caleb Croft don't let him go! Cause then you'll really know what you missing<3

girl1- Who are you dating

girl2- Caleb Croft!
girl1- Holy shit! Girl I wish I was you!!
girl2- I know hes amazing!

by I think I like you!!<3 January 9, 2011

crafty

A woman who looks witchy in the modern Pagan sense. Does not necessarily mean she's a witch, but just that she likes Celtic things and loves nature. Usually has long thick black hair with bangs and wears Celtic jewelry and has a shirt with a wolf or other New Age regalia.

This beautiful woman looks so crafty.

by Braveheart's thirst for blood June 22, 2006

Crafty Swine

Noun; a jew of extreme jewish descent, usually from smack in the middle of israel. wears a yamaka to bed, when it takes a shower, and when it plays halo. Extremely crafty and sneaky...hence the name crafty swine.

Jr. Papa: Yo man this crafty swine just killed me from the top of the map with a spartan laser! He just crawled up with his claws and sharp teeth and then killed us all! Ahh!!! PAPA!

by 908 Projectile June 1, 2010