Crypto Pedo

Crypto enthusiasts who prey on people who are young in the crypto scene, taking advantage of them because they don't know any better

Swyftx are crypto pedos

by kighafreewren January 15, 2021

craptocious

Terrible and unbelievable.

Oh my gosh! That was so craptocious!

by LouDoesn’tLikeBeans March 14, 2021

Cryptobating

When the meme lords demand that you stare at your laptop to watch your investment in various crypto currencies go up and down, as one is lulled to believe they are a savvy day trader and will one day make millions off speculative trading 10 years too late.

"Man, I was up all night cryptobating to Dogecoin after Elon mentioned it in a tweet!" - Jason, your neighbor who also owns 0.00001 bitcoin

by Bredbored February 15, 2021

Cryptocel

An incel who stays home all day and trades cryptocurrency, most likely they pay their rent or mortgage using profits from cryptocurrency.

"My new roommate is a cryptocel, he just stays in his room all day and trades cryptocurrency."

by Onehappytoker May 7, 2021

CRIPtacular

Spectacular For A Crip Would B CRIPtacular

I Hope You Have A CRIPtacular Day

by GhettoQueen September 24, 2016

Crypto-Cuck

Someone who invests large sums of money into crypto-currencies, such as bitcoin, right before their values plummet.

Carl invested 5000$ into bitcoin the day before their stocks crashed, Carl is such a crypto-cuck.

by Gromitzy January 20, 2018

Cristopher Columbus

1. The man who discovered America. Now, some people argue that he actually discovered the West Indies, or that it was discovered by Leif Ericcson about 1000 years before, or that you really cant discover a nation already inhabited by natives. Those people are communists. Columbus discovered America.*

*From America:The Book

In nineteen-hundred eighty-two,
Cristopher Columbus sailed the ocean blue.

by teh cabose November 3, 2005