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Crackadon

A person who uses illegal controlled substance routinely that can be.found in the wee hours of the morning seeking drugs. An addict out at the crack of dawn.
Me: damn bru what is that chick doing up so damn early for?

You: man that is a doped up crackadon. She's always out here at these hours looking for crumbs.
by QueenyOmygodess March 28, 2017
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Crack House Movie

A movie that babysits the children while the parents do hard drugs in another room. Usually a straight to TV movie or some other $5.00 bin Walmart bullshit played on a cheap DVD player.
Little Billy was watching the Crack House Movie classic "Zookeeper" starring Kevin James on high volume while his mother smoked meth with her "friends" upstairs.
by Dr. Amosite April 10, 2021
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crack chili

A delicious gourmet chili with a special secret ingredient home made with love and care, particularly the kind you would submit in a church chili contest. One table spoon per cup of chili, (it really gets pastor Jeffrey talking.)
This Frito chili pie is so good Destiny! It's so addictive almost like crack chili!
by Pastor Jeffrey September 8, 2022
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Crack The Crust

Cracking The Crust, is when a male saves up copious amounts of smegma (dick cheese) and let's it harden for a solid week, during the hardening process the male makes sure the temperature allways is above 36.7°C.
Once the hardening process is over the bodyheat will have transformed the smegma into a liquid state underneath the crust.
This is when a partner steps in and takes a healthy bite into the crust, cracking it and checking the color along with the smell of the liquid, (usually yellow or green colored).
Most preferred way to consume this is by draining it into a shotglass and taking small sips, while removing chunks of crust and chewing them thoroughly. "Crunchy and savoury"
Mr.Hancock and Mrs.Cox liked to Crack The Crust late at night.
by infuscate, pakke November 9, 2022
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Keyboard crack

Someone who spends hours whiling away on the computer, without regard to times passing.
Since my friend went from a desktop to a lap top computer, she's up all night u-tubing and making blog comments - we are convinced its like "keyboard crack."
by PrissyPatriot January 7, 2012
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Prayer Crack

When praying, the unfortunate situation where Muslims, who are bowing or in prostration, have their pants too low and the individual behind them, is left to see their butt-crack.
Dude. I was praying and subjected to a wicked case of prayer crack in front of me...
by Abu Big Bird February 9, 2013
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crack rock steady

A type of music that combines elements of punk, hardcore, rocksteady, and ska. Very fast and usually singers scream for a more hardcore sound. Punk parts can change to ska and back quickly.

Example bands:
Leftover Crack
Choking Victim
Morning Glory
Antimaniax
Union Jack
No Ca$h
The Filaments
by STZA April 29, 2005
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