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Crapstar

Capstar is a stupid radio group made by Clear Channel there stations suck as hell and they play reggae on rock stations. They still play rock on the stations, but its either Linkin Park or Korn. Wow, no wonder radio sucks now days.
by anonymous January 19, 2005
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Crampsack

No definition needed, everybody knows someone who is a crampsack...douchebag, idiot etc.

Alternate- Sitting in the back seat of a small two door vehicle and your boxers ride up in your pants...you would have a Crampsack.
Wow, I can't believe Jimmy shit himself when he passed out drunk...what a crampsack!

Word created by :
Gard Deletetsky
Zack Adams
Sid Doyle
by Gard Deletetsky November 16, 2007
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superficial crass

More futile than regular crass, more fistworthy than E-crass, however its not real-because its superficial crass, like sean connerys ass.
superfucial sacrificial the official constanitial ass of crassness.
by Mr Procrastination April 9, 2005
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Crapstickles

V. {crap-stick-ulls)

Word one uses when expressing surprise or an overwhelming sense of sexual tension.

See crapstickled.
"Oh crapstickles! I flushed Ian down the toilet again!"
"Crapstickles! Blood is rising in my phallus, because of this pornographical film we are currently partaking in the viewing of!
by Spencer B. September 18, 2004
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crapsickles

taking a crap out in the cold, pouring ice on it, and watching it form a "crapsickle". this term is used by very cool people to show their dislike at something.
oh crapsickles! ali's dog diamond wet the bed!
by Pumkinpie June 22, 2008
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crapscotch

The nimble-footed dance executed while avoiding stepping in dog shit. A high-quality crapscotch typically results when the offending matter is already well-distributed and only lately coming to the attention of the unfortunate crapscotcher.

(Etymology - derived "hotscotch", a children's game in which a player hops on one foot over the lines from section to section of a diagram marked on the pavement).
"Lordy, what's that dreadful smell!?"

"I know, I've just got back from walking Rover and I ended up crapscotching in the lane. I don't know how I'm going to get this out of the tread - it's on both shoes."
by sorrowful_dogwalker September 19, 2009
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Crapsnake

(pr: krahps nake)

n. North American species of porta-potty-dwelling snake mutants of questionable existence, but certain terror. As seen on the X-files.

The mid-American juggalo is the natural enemy of the crapsnake, as they compete for the same habitat. Some say the juggalo evolved his striking markings to ward off the fiesty crapsnakes that ravage each year's Gathering of the Juggalos.
I would rather produce intrapants softserve then tempt fate with a crapsnake.
by Eary February 22, 2010
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