crape

A rape with shit flying everywhere and grapes coming out your ass.

She screamed as she got craped by the mammoth.purple and brown flew everywhere.

by pspmiles November 4, 2013

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Crapeist

A home owner, lawn maintenance crew, or amateur arborist who violently prunes back a Crape Myrtle tree/shrub leaving its limbs knobby and arthritic in appearance. A common practice in the South to promote bloom development during the spring and summer.

"Look at that brutalized Crape Myrtle bush...it's been mutilated it by a crapeist!"

by peebes March 4, 2009

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Crappy Hour

Any span of time lasting one hour or longer during which you're watching your favorite channel and then a few back-to-back episodes or marathons of the show you hate most decide to play and ruin the moment.

Hey I was just watching a Red Racer marathon all morning until Discover Ponies came on and ushered in the crappy hour.

by Halloweeber March 15, 2010

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Crapes

like drapes, just better. And funnier.
When something is so indescribably funny.

hahaha yeah i know, crapes

by GHANAIAN November 2, 2010

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Green Crape

A Green Crape is when you have sloppy, green diarrhea and you shit onto your own Red Pancake, then a man ejaculates onto it and finally stirs all the ingredients together with his haggard fuck stick which makes a luscious, wondrous, platter of goodness for all to enjoy!

"Hey Hank, I heard ya' gals got a nice Blue Waffle goin' for ah."

"Nah man, she's past that. She's worked her way up to a Red Pancake."

"Ahhh gnarly bra. My bitch has a Green Crape."

"Duuuuuude D':"

by GivinDome(; June 8, 2011

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