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Carpal Texter Syndrom

The pain that occurs in your wrists after too much texting or emailing on your phone.

Basically carpal tunnel syndrome that is caused by excessive phone typing.
My wrists are aching. I gotta stop writing long emails on my Blackberry. It's giving me carpal texter syndrome.
by freezon January 3, 2011
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Capants

Pants for a male that exceed shorts but falls short of the lenfth of; pants, high waters. (Also see: manpris.)
"This guy smoked a Ja'Blunt and got so high he shit his capants."

-Starfox
by sevenyearnightmare October 28, 2013
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Carpal Tourette Syndrome

A neuropsychiatric disorder characterized by physical tics. These tics travel from the brain down through the carpal cannal causing the subject to experience uncontrolled urges to type mostly incoherent babble and useless drivel. When one finds themselves on social media sites carrying on senselessly, typing a lot but saying mostly nothing, this is known as carpal tourette syndrome (CTS).

It's basically a get out of jail free card for those times when you've typed something that you regret and can't delete it.
I blame my carpal tourette syndrome for last night's facebook rant.

I didn't mean to be so mean when I texted you, it's my carpal tourettes flaring up again.

No I'm not a racist, I have carpal tourette syndrome!
by Bartimus Maximus November 1, 2013
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Caparezza

Caparezza is an italian rapper, born in Molfetta (Italy), in the southern region of Apulia, debuted in 1997 at the Sanremo Festival under the name Mikimix.

Caparezza’s mother was a teacher and his father was a worker and former musician, so Michele started playing music as a child. He studied accounting, although he dreamed of writing comics. After completing High School, Michele began to work in advertising, and won a scholarship for the Academy of Media and Journalism in Milan. However, he soon decided to leave the advertising world to fully devote himself to music.

The music of Caparezza is predominately described as hip hop, but has a diverse and unique sound. Allmusic writer Mariano Prunes describes Caparezza as "defying classification with his fascinating cross-contamination of styles". He describes the music of Le Dimensioni del Mio Caos as rap and heavy metal. Caparezza's lyrics focus on subjects such as personal honesty and the hypocrisy of the music industry.

Caparezza is highly influenced by Frank Zappa, whom Caparezza considers his "mentor". Caparezza criticizes society and politics with sharp irony in contexts which are often fantastic and unreal. Caparezza's lyrics include unusual metaphors, and references to movies, comics, commercials, TV broadcasting, classic writers, other musicians. Many of these metaphors are subtle and thus difficult to identify or fully understand. Is considered one of the best singers in the hystory of music.
"Caparezza non mi piace perché è troppo politico".
by The sad Alighieri December 15, 2018
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Capaganda

Capping and spreading the said lies to influence and sway others to a particular agenda or political view.
All that shit that they have been talking Boi that's Big Capaganda.
by AutoAccelerator November 20, 2019
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Capasaurus

A prehistoric capper that caps about everything.
Guy 1 : Hey man have you seen Seacock Chicken because I just ate one yesterday

Guy 2: Bro what you're being a Capasaurus because that doesn't make sense.
by KithLive July 6, 2020
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Capaholic

thy who lies about 24/4, lives and breathes cap
anthony wont stop fucking lying. i swear, he's a down bad capaholic
by hdmi01jackoff June 30, 2021
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