Caron

Usually a last name, it can be confused for Karen which is way different because Karen's are crazy moms

Person: What's your last name

Other Person: Caron

Person: ok so K-A-R-E-N

Other person: no C-A-R-O-N *thinking in mind* I'm not a crazy bitch Karen

by I can't think of a username 56 October 25, 2019

Crandle

A mystical being that resembles Jools Holland, whom dwells in a grand piano and steals the limelight at various gigs and concerts.

"Crandle! Get out of that piano! Never trust Crandle"

by thebaldinggremlin January 15, 2015

cranberry prayer

a mixed drink consisting of lemonade, cranberry vodka, and a splash of sprite

pour the cranberry prayer in a glass (or solo)

by johan3132 January 31, 2009

cranberry condom

An early morning discovery of a penis covered in menstrual blood.

"I took home that girl from the bar and fucked her bare-back. The next morning I woke up with a Cranberry Condom"

by Greg Proops April 22, 2008

cranberry season

1 - Having a period

2 - Menstruation

3 - Vaginal Bleeding

Cranberry season is an inconvenience, especially when it comes more often then usual.

Having a case of the cranberries, she had to resort to Greek.

The all you can eat buffet option was closed for the week when she came down with the case of the cranberries.

by jessikka_rabbitt December 8, 2009

Cranberried

having sexual intercourse with a female while she is
on her menstrual cycle.

Hey bro, you remember that girl from last night's party? I totally cranberried her last night!

by Twatts February 2, 2010

Cranberries on a Shitlog

A phrase used to describe something utterly disgusting.

"Dude what would happen if a girl had a huge shit then had her period?"
"It would be like cranberries on a shitlog."

by avenshmit May 2, 2010