Camplexus

When two gay frogs fuck

“I saw these two South American frogs going full camplexus man it was wild”

by minuscule dave October 8, 2020

crampety

It doesn't really mean anything but it's just cool to have my name here.

Crampty: *searchs up crampety on urban*
Crampety: *makes its own definition*
Crampety: POG!

by Crampety October 10, 2020

Crambled

How you climb out of a Japanese pond when smashed

Lawrence crambled out of the pond

by Onyoponyo March 21, 2021

crimplecrumple

its a pie

Maya(me):I would like a silce of crimplecrumple plese
Gelila:Okay coming right up!

by amariismyworld April 14, 2023

Cramptés

In the same word group as "Quoicoubeh" and "Apagnan", a word that doesn't mean anything and that you use to confuse someone by making them say either "quoi" ("what" in french) or "hein" ("huh" in french), to which you answer by one of the two words mentionned before.
It is implied that the "cramptés" is something that you have. Some people theorise it is a disease, other people think it's some kind of shoes or clothing.

"You got the cramptés?
- Quoi?
- QUOICOUBEH!"

by UltraFicus August 24, 2023

hairy crumpler

Verb

To feel needlessly butt hurt by crass social banter

amy: you're such a queer
harry: I'm gunna cry me a river then go police the interweb
amy: what the fuck is your malfunction you degenerate hairy crumpler? sack up

by fatal hoot June 1, 2013

hrary crumpler

premature balding yet hoary waste of life

Burnt out on meth, suicidal, hrary crumpler existence, dead weight on society

by T record June 1, 2013