cow 

For those who are too cool to say the word "concert" but feel too uncool to say the word "show" thus, the word "cow" is created. It can also be used if one doesn't know whether to consider the cow a concert or a show: concerts are usually big, shows are usually local bands.

Joe Breston totally tore up that amazing cow last night in the mosh pit.

cow by spritehehe May 11, 2008

Cow 

A cow is a carnivorous animals and are hostile. They will kill you and attack you. When it's heart stops the 3 stomachs pump acid in to the heart making it explode and create a 10 foot crater in the ground. Everyone within 20 feet will die.

Your walking through the dark woods and then you get hit. You look behind you and see a Cow. You stab the cow and start skinning it because you haven't eaten in days. Then you hear a hiss.

Cow by EpicSheepMan August 10, 2016

cow 

What you call someone that is really fat

You obese cow!

cow by zuhazana August 5, 2016

COW 

Condo On Wheels

You are the dumbest redneck, a COW it doesn't go moo and it isn't a Condo On Wheels, it's a fucking trailer, what

a dumbass condo, on wheels....

COW by WGOMBAR November 5, 2010

cow 

An animal or a person whom eats a lot, or the person blocking your way in the supermaket with the super large booty

1:hey stop eating your such a COW!! if you keep eating you might just look like one

cow by OMGsosexy January 11, 2013

Cow 

Your mother.

your cow fucked me raw last night.

Cow by MultiOzone July 3, 2015

CoW 

Acronym for cranky old woman; over-bearing older woman who has limited emotional and physical flexibility

Yeh, I saw her last week and man what a CoW, I need to stick to younger women.

CoW by augustjj811 August 2, 2015