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A cow is a carnivorous animals and are hostile. They will kill you and attack you. When it's heart stops the 3 stomachs pump acid in to the heart making it explode and create a 10 foot crater in the ground. Everyone within 20 feet will die.
Your walking through the dark woods and then you get hit. You look behind you and see a Cow. You stab the cow and start skinning it because you haven't eaten in days. Then you hear a hiss.
by EpicSheepMan March 7, 2016
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