coupon poacher

(noun) A person who wait in ambush for stores to restock a sale item to buy in bulk and then turn around sell at an insane markup somewhere else.
Employee A: " Look at that woman, shes been standning in the detergent aisle all afternoon? "Employee b: :she knows there is a truck to night and she is hoping to catch a new shipment of Arm and Hammer for a buck to turn around and sell for 3. " Employee A: "Thats a coupon poacher for you,"
by Captain Ginyu August 13, 2017
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coupon #3

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Green Coupons

All she ever wanted was my green coupons
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Coupon Ghoul

When your mom sends you to the grocery store, but it couldn't be easy.
-Eggs
-Steak
-shredded cheese
...
NOPE

- 2 for $5 Egglands best Grade A Size Large Offical EB Eggs Garunteed
- 16 oz London Broiler (Nature's Own) Special 2 for 1 BOGO $4.59 with shoppers card
- Strogener's monzorella high quality 16 oz bag, not 20 oz lightly shredded county style sharp cheese
...
(this, but i seriously came home with 30lbs of meat)
George: "BRO, I hate shopping groceries for my mom, she gave me this stupid list of specials and crap. Now I have to read everything!"

John: "Dude, your mom's a Coupon Ghoul."
by Phantom649 June 03, 2019
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Happy Go Coupon

the smart, savvy, saving, shopper. Uses coupons wisely, is organized, never pays full price for anything, has on a happy go lucky face. Happy face = happy wallet.
That girl Addy is so Happy Go Coupon when she shops! She doesn't pay JACK for her stuff!
by sea rock January 30, 2011
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1 free nude coupon

Is a coupon we’re you get one free nude to keep
i have a 1 free nude coupon
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Booty pic coupon

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Booty pic coupon
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