Counting The Sheep

A term useally used for discribing sex but can be used for anying else.

Person A:You weren't suposed to count the sheep with her.
Person B:You call sex counting the sheep.
A:I call everything counting the sheep including people, Sheep

by Andrew Roldan October 19, 2004

all countries matter

A prank created by pretty much every country other than America to prank them on the Fourth of July by making #allcountriesmatter trending on twitter.

Chad from America: Happy Fourth of July bro!
Steve from Canada: Hey, all countries matter!

by thatscrazydawg July 4, 2020

United Countries of the World

Something that could happen in the future. The United States of America would become The United Countries of the World and it would become the world nation. Antarctica would just become one country owned by the United Countries of the World. There would be no more war.

Imagine what would happen if the United States of America turned into the United Countries of the World.

by David December 7, 2003

United Countries of the World

Something that could happen in the future. The United States of America would become the United Countries of the World and it would become a world nation. There would be no more war. Antarctica would just become a single country owned by the United Countries of the World.

Imagine what would happen if the United States of America turned into the United Countries of the World.

by David December 7, 2003

counting chickens

Counting chickens is the personal belief that one is about to get laid. However, once the counting is done, one never succeeds.

I was hanging out with Wills at the club when I caught him counting chickens because this banging chick was all over him. She then left with another guy and hated on Wills

by Gimlet McQuade November 28, 2013

Counting in Cheetos

When a person has made up a number so preposterous that it can only be described with using a unit of measurement that does not exist.

A. I've had sex with 64 women.
B. Bullshit, you must be counting in Cheetos.

by m.ick January 18, 2011

Counting Crows

1. Contrary to popular belief, the Counting Crows are actually several middle-aged buttholes that have brainwashed most radio stations and youth into believing they make music. Actually, they make extremely expensive garbage-noise which is painful to hear in much the same way a fever hallucination is to experience.

2. An activity a person in a wheatfield might do.

hey, its long december! i love counting crows!

what? wait... really?

what do you mean? they're a really good band.

i hope your kids die of rabies.

by Barnaby J. July 4, 2008