cocainomania

False sense of grandeur under the influence of cocaine.

"Dave thinks he's all powerful when he's coked out, he's got some serious cocainomania."

by the lamb from 87 September 6, 2007

Comcaneurysm

A comcaneurysm is an abnormal bulge or “ballooning” in the wall of an artery caused by the MORONS and the IMBECILES at Comcast.

"omfg...omfg...OMFG...my internet has been down for 3 days. Comcast said they would come out and fix it yesterday...then they said today from 8am-3pm....it's 4 PM...they are giving me a comcaneurysm!"

by thevomitcomit January 17, 2008

Cocaine Aunt

You've heard of wine aunt? Well now there is a hyped up version of that, cocaine aunt.

She is the person in your family that no one knows where she came from, how are you even related? She never seems to really understand what is really going on but now and then will have a surprising incite that no one saw coming and only partly makes sense.

Allison:"What happened to her?"
Alex:"She seems like quite the cocaine aunt."
Allison:"Yaa"

by Lesbian Icon October 27, 2020

Coca Cola

Best dang thing in the world. pepsi's opposite.lets all hail coke.Antonym:Pepsi(taste like crap)

I want a transfer to a different school because they only have Pepsi not Coca-Cola.

by Cokefan October 17, 2003

cocaine

the reason i am no longer in a sorority.

don't blow lines of cocaine when fat drunk girls are watching...

by ann1212 October 31, 2007

Cocaine

a drug that, when sniffed, will make you feel like president of the "USA" for 30-45 minutes, or if smoked see crack will make you feel like president of the "WORLD" for 5-10 minutes.

Example 1: After I railed a couple of lines of cocaine, the high made me feel like the president of the united states

Example 2: After I smoked a huge rock of crack, the high made me feel like the president of the whole wide fucking world.

by Bum Fardo October 3, 2007

Cascada

A Eurodance group from Germany that gained spots on the charts for releasing songs that are as awesome as f**k.

Also, one of the few artists that produce music videos shot in clubs by people old enough to be in clubs.

'Evacuate the dance floor', 'Everytime we touch' & 'Pyromania' are examples of musical medicine to cure ears from the trash that this decade has to offer.

Cascada is one of the few mainstream artists I not only bear, but actually like.

by iHEARTShiaLaBeouf May 23, 2011