dollar store connection

an internet connection that sucks more ass then a wall-mart connection.

Guy1///Dude your this game is laggy
Guy2///Host must have a dollar store connection


"dollar store connection "

by fnnw7777 February 6, 2009

Collection Plate

Term for an ashtray or small plate used for dumping out bowls or putting out joints.

Bro this bowl is cashed, pass me the collection plate.

by Knowledgeable1! November 24, 2009

Corention

Idia Shroud's canon romantic partner

"You know Corention right? Idia was talking with them yesterday, his hair was pink."

by IdiashroudsLover July 25, 2022

Dyson Connection

A Dyson connection is basically 50 signal strength with a 3 download and a 3 upload. Your bullets will not connect on any online game etc: Call of duty, League of Legends and others. This will make you very very mad so be prepared you may have to buy several controls.

Things dyson connection would say famous saying.
#1 I Just took me like 10 bullets

#2 Hes Such a Warrior

#3 Your all connection

#4 He killed me round a corner

#5 UPC Internet

#6 Someone is clearly sat on there modem

by The Chosen One September 2, 2014

Tim's Collection

The collection and distribution of what can only be an estimated number in the thousands of Tim Hortons cups that reached out to cover much of the garage storage space. The exact number will never be known but it can be assured this collection was due to the hard work of many. Literally thousand of dollars were 'poured into' or 'pissed out of' this venture.

Ed: I knocked it over. Its spilling what the fuck?
Code: Musta been foug's there's still hot chocolate in it.
A: Figures

by foug January 12, 2005

Correctional facility

A Correctional facility is a nicer term for the public for a prison.

Welcome, to a Correctional facility, human wastebag!!!

by Hankscolts November 27, 2011

Connection Theory

Connection Theory is the idea that attractive young insecure women insult high-level men to lower them to her level and mask their own fear. In most cases, it is the only thing such a woman can do to connect with an intelligent man, whether in a positive or negative way, bringing him to a realm they understand and are experienced in. Such an action is a declaration that a woman feels intellectually inferior to a man and is insecure that a man will find her personality to be completely lacking.

Guy: I thought you had original opinions and views so I wanted to meet you in person, and see if the conversation is so amusing face-to-face as well and maybe get to know you afterwards.
Girl: I'm not interested, that's my excuse. Haha. Get over yourself. It's not an equation to solve. There is no formula, I just know and feel it, when it comes. And it didn't come with you buddy. Sorry. It's time for you to move on. Really.
Guy: Thank you for this high-level display of extreme insecurity and Connection Theory!

by Eric Kazinsky September 20, 2015