Human Cappuccino

Using your cum as a replacement for cream in coffee.

“I hate my boss, I’m gonna give her a human cappuccino tomorrow morning”

“This coffee tastes weird, I hope dale didn’t make this a human cappuccino.”

by FTPNUT March 29, 2019

Have a Cappuchino

Stop cappin'

guy 1: yoo i got a fresh new whip. with luxury interiors and all that
guy 2: <_<
guy 1: wha..
guy 2: have a cappuchino for all that cappin'

by EvilTrivago December 27, 2020

compulsive liar

A person who lies constantly in order to get attention.

"Dude, I banged 5 girls this weekend!"
"Our car flipped 5 times and all I got was this scratch!"
"I'm moving to Germany"

by Kyle March 24, 2005

compulsive liar

Cum•pūl•sîvè | ly•îng | dîs•ōr•der

Compulsive Lying Disorder // the act of lying so frequently you start to believe your own lies

She is such a compulsive liar

by Compulsivelyingdisorder May 24, 2016

compulsed

Feeling strongly compelled to do something.

After recently quitting drinking, I was happy that while at an outdoor party in Hartford, I did not feel compulsed to drink, even though those around me were drinking.

by Jarrod3 September 4, 2006

Obsessive Compulsive Digital Disorder

A web-based disorder in which the patient is beset with the need to comment continuously on another's Facebook wall. Their dedicated doting is not done out of affection but out of an extreme insecurity. These positive comments are the web2.0 equivalent of pissing on a tree to mark territory. Attempts to delete these pheromone-infused comments will only accelerate their onslaught until you're inundated with notifications from being tagged in photos you aren't in, and your statuses being "liked" regardless of their content.

At first my boyfriend's “Can’t wait to see you!” and “Happy half-groundhog’s day!” facebook wall comments were cute, but after about the 16th “Looks like you had fun!” I realized that he was just suffering Obsessive Compulsive Digital Disorder and unfriended his insecure ass.

by Hazel R. Felix February 11, 2010

Compulsive Liar

someone that repetitively lies over and over

Kalie Lynn Obenour is a compulsive liar :D

by dabomber92 January 2, 2012