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Colombian Hairdryer

when you stick somebody's head in the ball return at the bowling alley.
We didn't want Mark to win the bowling game so we gave him a Colombian Hairdryer.
by Jomez September 20, 2006
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no kidding colombo

See no shit sherlock

Meaning obvoisly, in a really sarcastic way.
Used instead of `no shit sherlock` in schools or where swearing aint allowed, but also as a change : Ha.
Like Sherlock colombo was a detective its on english tv dont know if it is anywhere else .

Made up by my mate :
Chris : "Did you know that tomorow is Tuesday?"
Lizz : "No kidding colombo!"

Lizz : "Did you know A is before B ? "
Chris : "No kidding colombo"
by Lizzeh-x Bt Made By Chris :] February 20, 2007
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Colombian beignet

A strange sexual technique in which the male first soaks his balls in water, then drops his balls in a bag of cocaine, until they are covered in cocaine powder. This then resembles a beignet. He then tea bags his mate, who then cleans his nuts of all cocaine.
Pablo's crackhead girlfriend was looking for a late night snack. Fortunately for her, Pablo was ready to treat her to a nice Colombian beignet.
by Red Brennan April 16, 2007
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The Colombian

When one snorts a line of coke off someone's ass while he or she takes a massive dump.
Dave: "So did you end up getting that coke last night?"
Paul: "Yeah and I am going try to give Susan the Colombian."
by ts eliott November 2, 2014
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Colombo

1. A man of few words
2. To be straightforward to someone, with very few words

To kick it straight and to be straight up"

Taken from Colombo the detective
"I'll be Colombo with you... your getting Fat"
by Mo Meta May 5, 2006
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Colombian snowballs

The act of powdering your testicles with cocaine and having someone lick them
I got Colombian snowballs that will numb your tounge
by Thatother1guy May 5, 2015
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colombian firehose

When liquid feces exits the rectum at a velocity that is reminiscent of a firehose.
"Aw man, I picked up my dog when she was sick and she pulled a Colombian firehose all over my leg
by Mcgby128 May 13, 2016
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