continental breakfast

Two eggs and a sausage in the mouth all at the same time.

I did not think she could have done it but some how she managed to give me the continental breakfast.

by NastyBrett January 27, 2004

Continental Rule

Simply stated, "it's not cheating if one partner is on another continent". Thus, the vacationing partner and the one left on the home continent can both proceed with relationships as if single. However, all relationships formed in this time must be terminated upon both partners being on the same continent once again.

Important to note is that no relationship formed during the Continental Rule can supersede the meaningfulness of the original relationship. This means the Continental Rule is primarily for vacation hook-ups and avoiding lonely nights.

The Continental Rule can also be avoided if both partners expressly consent to such terms before being separated.

"I'm going away to France next summer, but I don't want to cheat on Jenny."
"Don't worry, the Continental Rule applies; nothing you do there is cheating."

by hockeyguy071 December 9, 2008

circumcised cunt continent

Africa. where the vast majority of female circumcision occurs.

Africa is the circumcised cunt continent.

by Deep blue 2012 August 24, 2009

continuous improvement

A made up phrase used to justify the fact that you fucked up and now need to fix it.

The Boss screams, "DAVE! How did you manage to delete the entire database?"
"Not my fault man, the system let me do it. Someone should fix that."
Boss replies, "You created it."
Dave answers, "Continuous Improvement, we will add it to our projects list and get to it next year sometime."

by Nutzen YerMouf May 9, 2018

Continuation

When a hookup that was only intended to occur once, or occurred in an unexpected fashion, happens again at a later date. - Count it and one.

Wow, Andrew hooked up with that Freshman last semester and again last weekend. Good continuation on his part.

by gse1776 May 8, 2014

continuinuinuum

A continuum pronounced by wizards and people who are unable to pronounce thing properly.

I don't buy into the whole continuinuinuum thing.

by God December 14, 2004

Continental

To use fancy words, catch phrases, and overly pronounced foreign words that makes one appear to be worldly traveled and high class.

Clerk: Welcome to Starbucks. How may I help you?

Vic: I'll have a small coffee and cheese danish.

Don: I'll take a Bacon, Gouda Cheese & Egg Frittata on Artisan Roll and a Venti Caramel Brulée Latte.

Vic: That's very continental.

by Blumperton January 19, 2011