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fucktard contest

A fucktard contest is usually between a bunch of mucho males to prove who will go to the futhest lengths to humiliate themselves usually whilst drunk!
Matt:I'm sorry i didn't mean to spill beer all down your top!
Rachel:You must be the king of the fucktard contest *storms off*
by Beth_pwned_the_rock_show May 25, 2007
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contested expression

A struggle or dispute over the right of individuals, within public spaces, to express their ideas through various forms of communication, such as graffiti, performance art, music, skateboarding, etc. Artists feel their works are appropriate expressions of creation, beauty and art that express anger, frustration, oppression, exclusion and inform others about their subculture. Property owners, police and some others see these forms of expression as being criminal and destructive - or “vandalism.”
After showing the film "Style Wars," Cheryl sent her students out onto campus to find examples of contested expression in the dorms.
by csk greener April 2, 2006
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cum contest

Where a group of guys see who can cum and shoot the furthest and most on a flat surface. The winner normally has bragging rights and it normally takes place in a frat house
Whats going on dudes, lets have a cum contest, i bought a bulls eye paper this time
by D1NONLYtruth March 20, 2014
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Japanese Staring Contest

When two men stand in front of each other, face to face, with their two erect penises almost touching. Their Jap's eyes are alligned so they are staring directly at each other. Once in the right position the men start masturbating their own penis until one of them ejaculates. The first one to ejaculate into the other ones Jap's eye wins the contest.
Luke: How about a Japanese staring contest Zak?
Zak: I would like that very much Luke!
by lukebellend June 16, 2011
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Urban contest

All contestents submit 5 words to UD. In several weeks, the highest success rate wins.
What are the results from last month's Urban Contest?
I had 0%. How about you?
0% as well. A draw!
by TreeWeezel May 9, 2011
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contest

(game) when you

idek what it mean lol
i'm getting contested
by August 13, 2019
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mechanical bullriding contest

1. The mechanical bullriding contest in Urban Cowboy is a rare glimpse into the nocturnal activities of white people.
2. "Say Billy and Jeb, I'm fixin' to go the bullriding contest at Gilley's tonight. Y'all goin'?"
by Dem Franchize Boyz November 9, 2004
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