Confetti

New way of saying Money! The term is used mainly in Chicago/Atlanta.

I got hella confetti let's splurge on some hoes tonight

by RichForever February 6, 2023

time confetti

the amount of time in doing little tasks throughout a day

In her book Overwhelmed, author Brigid Schulte makes an important distinction between time chunks and time confetti.

by zodiacoflom March 4, 2015

cock confetti

The white detritus left stuck to your dick from cleaning up after a masturbation session, usually toilet paper.

Guy1: So did you bang Ally last night?

Guy2: No man, she took my pants off and was turned off by the cock confetti. I guess i forgot to shower.

by mike2285 August 7, 2012

Tuna Confetti

When your significant other is angry with you and the normal “calm down” or shut the fuck up fails. Simply switch out their Tampons with “Party poppers” upon removal you will have a fresh serving of Tuna Confetti. Long live Ramtucky!

My girl was so angry I switched her Tampons to party poppers because who doesn’t love an angry bang!

shut up and make me Tuna Confetti !

by Carpet Muncher 9,000 May 2, 2023

Confetti Cannon

Shoving colorful nerds/pop rocks into your ass hole and then farting in the face of your partner.

Hey babe, I want you to toss my salad so I can blast my Confetti Cannon in your face.

by TheWh1teSh4dow November 4, 2025

Confetti tampon

The insertion of a party popper in place of a tampon for celebratory purposes

Tammy celebrated her negative pregnancy test with a confetti tampon.

by Twaat_head April 25, 2015

sweaty yeti confetti

Your woman has a train run on her. Put your face about 6 inches away from her crotch. Take a bellows, insert the end into her vagina/ass and pump until the air pressure blows the jizz from all the other guys across your face.

I got thirsty last night, so I had Betty roll over so I could get a mouthful of that sweaty yeti confetti.

by Betty Confetti February 7, 2018