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Confetti

A word used for someone you cannot live without, someone who makes things better, someone who puts color in your life.
Park jimin is my confetti, you are my confetti, I will never stop searching for my confetti
by Mrsjeonpark July 8, 2021
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Happiness Confetti

The result of blowing up and producing such happiness confetti due to thinking about life and how happy someone is, or read or hear something that makes someone think about how amazing and wonderful every day is, and literally starts to cry with joy.
One day im just gonna blow up and spread happiness confetti all over the place :)
by Br0sifus July 18, 2012
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Crystal Confetti

A tired bandwagon way for a crystal seller to get rid of all of their non-selling product and low grade material by mixing it all together and adding a few good looking items on top for visual effect. It's like a claw game but the claw just does the clawing so what's the point again?
Oh snap are those your new crystals? Yeah, but it's just crystal confetti so it's whatever.
by Your dadddddy April 8, 2022
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Confetti

New way of saying Money! The term is used mainly in Chicago/Atlanta.
I got hella confetti let's splurge on some hoes tonight
by RichForever February 6, 2023
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Disco-Rice Confetti Popper

The act of filling up one's rectum with maggots, then explosively farting them out at someone, ideally at a birthday party or other special occasion
"We're gonna give Joe a Disco-Rice Confetti Popper during halftime"
by PhatSphoincter September 23, 2025
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Confetti Cannon

When you cum in a girl's ass and she farts it back onto you face.
Kelton: Yoooo Kelly totally gave me a confetti cannon last night!
Karthik: No fuckin way bro, I love farts laced in cum!
by Kelton Williams September 25, 2016
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Tuna Confetti

When your significant other is angry with you and the normal “calm down” or shut the fuck up fails. Simply switch out their Tampons with “Party poppers” upon removal you will have a fresh serving of Tuna Confetti. Long live Ramtucky!
My girl was so angry I switched her Tampons to party poppers because who doesn’t love an angry bang!

shut up and make me Tuna Confetti !
by Carpet Muncher 9,000 May 2, 2023
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