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Conditional Hilarity Syndrome

Where, if you hate someone, nothing they say will be funny to you, no matter how funny it actually is. Additionally, when you like someone, every little thing they say is funny no matter how stupid it actually is.
James- Hey guys look! (makes unfunny face)
Hilary- Hahaha! James you're so funny!

Hank- Man Hilary must really have Conditional Hilarity Syndrome because that was the least funny thing anyone has ever done on planet earth.
by Sleet October 5, 2009
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Condition One

From firearms jargon: chambered, full magazine, cocked, safety on.
As in: Ready to take a massive poo... But not quite a crisis.
Not as bad as Condition Zero.
Can we stop the car at the next gas station? I'm condition one over here.
We tried Greek but the silly bitch didn't tell me she was condition one.
by youdbesoluckytoknowme January 11, 2014
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cuddle condition

The act in being in peak form for hugging and squeezing and cuddling. Exercises involved In making one in “cuddle condition” would involve
the arms and upper body, especially the head.

One might perform cuddle conditioning in an effort to better at the aforementioned hugging and squeezing and cuddling.
Although he had been away overseas, he managed to train every day so that he could be in cuddle condition for when he arrived home to see his girl.
by BourbonBombshell October 29, 2019
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Candidoomed

The fear that all presidential candidates would end up screwing us over.
"Dude, I'm freaking out about the election"
"Why, what's to worry about?"
"I think we're Candidoomed"
by Adam Fries March 7, 2008
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Candie Bandit

(1) A polymath of sorts. (2) Creator of visual and audio stuff. (3) Can be found either appreciating arcitecture in an unconventional form using a plank of wood attached to four wheels; or spraying or splatering paint onto surfaces. (4) Mainly sighted in London, usually to the west. Reported sightings also at skateboarding parks throughout Britain and Europe, rumored to have been seen as far as the west coast of America, however not for a few years.

Other:

(a) TaeKwonDo (inc: Silver medalist in the 2007 ITF World Championships in sparring, three times Gold and three times Silver wins in other sparring tournaments), (b) Interactive design/Illustration BA(Hons), (c) Graffiti Artist and Workshop Tutor, (d) Avid Skateboarder (untill recent knee operation), (e) Radio Show host, (f) DnB flavoured, (g) Proper geek.


see also:

'Candie' kan-dee (noun) - confectionary, confit, conversation, hokum, delicious, honeyed, like honey, like sugar, cloying, luscious, nectareous, saccharine, sugar-coated, sweetened, syrupy, toothsome, bonbon, jawbreaker, sugarcoated item.


'Bandit' ban-dit (noun) - brigand, crook, gangster, gunman, highwayman, hijacker, holdup man, hooligan, marauder, mobster, outlaw, pillager, pirate, racketeer, raider, ravager, robber, villain.

(1) Def.: (informal) "...who operates a business or works without a required license or permit, and without observing the usual rules or practices."
Oh I saw the Candie Bandit tagging up the skatepark
by Sirenz February 19, 2009
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Coding socks

Long thigh high socks that are vital for coding
“I’m gonna buy some coding socks

“K”
by Greasefire February 23, 2021
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