condor

A bird that has an appetite for small children and babies. Sometimes known to raise babies as their, but usually eat them once they get big enough.

A condor just swooped down and grabbed my baby from the backseat of my convertible! help me!

by dustin v (a.k.a) d-ruck October 26, 2005

Condor

Slang for a Twinkie, used to not attract attention of people who will steal your Twinkies.

Jason: Do you have my Condors?
Bailey: Yeah, I got the Condors.

by Marauding8_Antisec October 15, 2012

California Condor

An ugly-ass vulture that for some reason our State thinks is worth protecting from extinction.

The California Condor could die out tomorrow and it wouldn't trouble me in the least.

by Supreme Ruler of the Universe April 4, 2007

condalulu

The toielt. Used mostly by younger people.

hey could I use your condalulu?

by aussie1986 June 11, 2008

confarted

according to rabiya

1) Confused and farting and possibly drunk
2) To have farted with
3) Being comfortable on a PIA 747

Etymology:
1) Irish/Pakistani
2) Italian/German
3) Pakistani

1) Liam was very confarted after a few drinks
2) I confarted Scott
3) I was not very confartable on the PIA 747

by Miron Man October 6, 2008

Confartation

(noun) A confrontation that ensues between two or more people after one has (intentionally or unintentionally) broke wind, usually to express displeasure regarding the alleged fart. Confartations rarely turn violent.

Guy 1: *sniff* Nigga you farted?
Guy 2: Nigga why you up in my shit? I farted in my pants not your face. Don't make your good sense of smell my problem
Guy 3: Hey are ya'll having a confartation?

by Qui Vive May 19, 2014

condor candy

cocaine.

just say no to condor candy

by livingstongoodfellow July 20, 2014