ball cancered

Function: adjective

1. being under the influence of marijuana.

this is so named because of a recent study that has shown a supposed causal link between smoking marijuana and certain aggressive strains of testicular cancer.

Dude, we got some really kind bud last weekend. I was so ball cancered out of my mind.

by flatcurve February 16, 2009

conceived

when a woman becomes pregnant, offspring is conceived.

Many people do not know this, but Mario and I had a sister who died before she was conceived.

by Inspector Harry Bush August 22, 2003

conceited

usually mistaken as beign self centered, really means you know how beautiful and perfect you are

tammy seems really conceited." "bro, she just know's how awesome she is

by issocool October 12, 2010

false concern

When you say that you care about something, but actually do not care. Unlike sarcasm, then intention is for others to think that you really do care.

example on social media:

DON'T SCROLL PAST THIS WITHOUT TYPING LOVE

( image of dying/limbless child here )

user1: LOVE
user2: LOVE
user3: Is no one actually inspired to to learn robotics/engineering to help kids like this? To donate? To fly over there and help?
user4: LOVE
user2: @user3, idc. i just wanna play games and masturbate, but typing "love" makes me feel like i'm helping
user3: @user2, at least you're honest
user5: @user2, that's false concern

by sekkate May 6, 2016

consterned

1) Filled with consternation.
2) A general feeling of dread or impending doom.

I am consterned that the boss thinks that this schedule is even remotely possible.

by Joe November 8, 2003

conceited

A women who thinks she's all that. MISS Thang. Better than others. Her shit don't stink. Looks down on others. Believes people should beg for her love and friendship. Loves looking at themselves in a mirror or selfies. Has a big family but every photo is of there self. Stupid, weak whore who needs an ass whipping

Can you believe how Cyndi actually acts. She is soooo conceited I feel sickend

by Eminator October 29, 2015

concepted

A concept that is accepted as true.

The concept of global warming is concepted by many scientists.

by datreefrog January 1, 2008