Get comfortable

The thing you do while waiting for GLaDOS to warm up the neurotoxin emmiters.

A morality core was implanted in GLaDOS’s mainframe when she flooded the enrichment center with a deadly neurotoxin to make her stop flooding the enrichment center with a deadly neurotoxin, when you remove the morality core, you should
get comfortable while she warms up the neurotoxin emitters.

by Reichschancellor William May 1, 2021

comforting a dead one

Attempting to re-arouse an overused johnson

woman: shall we love? it is a special night afterall...

man: you can try but after all the self pleasuring ive just indulged in you would just be comforting a dead one

by berrylads August 18, 2011

women in comfortable shoes

Lesbian who is unconcerned about appearing feminine.

"Women's rugby teams are made up almost entirely of women in comfortable shoes."

by MikeMc April 17, 2008

comforter

Bedding/blanket comprised of two layers of cloth, filled with stuffing of some kind, and sewn together. Filling can be down, which is warm, luxurious, lightweight, and warm.

It was cold last night, so I got out the comforter

by michael November 11, 2003

comforting snail

The use of one's thumb to comfort someone when they are upset. The comforter applies their thumb in a comforting circular motion to the comfortee's upper arm, usually whilst saying "comforting snail" to avoid unnecessary confusion. The circular motion is created using the joint of the thumb - not the arm.
The concept is akin to "awkward turtle".

The level of comfort provided by comforting snail is very versatile and can be used in almost any situation. Avoid bereavements.

Charlotte: Ohh no i just dropped my fork!
Wendy: *Comforting snail*

by Tnetennba:) June 30, 2011

comfortpuppy

An extremely popular ‘emo dog’ artist who is based primarily on twitter and deviantart. They mainly draw animals but sometimes humans too. They are extremely talented, leading to many of their followers trying to replicate their style and even go as far as imitate their personality. Anything they do becomes a trend within the emo dog community-the community itself is their puppet.

(Previously known as peaceskiies and cohzkie)

P1: Dude, did you see comfortpuppys recent drawing?

P2: Yeah , it looks amazing! When i get home i’m gonna do something exactly like it, and not be subtle at all!

by that one tumblr anon February 13, 2018

comfortablest

Most comfortable.

My bed is the comfortablest.

by Cassidy Jeslyn March 25, 2010