Colombian Sledgehammer

Sexual Act in which one has anal sex with their sexual partner in a pile driver position while standing on ones bed while repeatedly hammering said partners against the headboard section of the mentioned bed. Often done immediately after a session of cabination.

"I just pulled the Colombian Sledgehammer on that bitch Monique."

by Kirkanunu August 28, 2012

colombian white

When you cum on a surface. Let it dry proceed to scrape it up, put it into lines. Then you sniff it up like cocaine.

Aye, Mike, last night me and Post Malone were doing Colombian white off a toilet during a party.

by Book reading wanker March 4, 2018

colombian penis

1. Of or pretaining to small dicks

2. A penis that gets little to no action

1. I feel as though i have a colombian penis, it's just that small.

by Thomas Henry June 12, 2006

Colombian Teabag

A Colombian teabag is when a male puts cocaine on his testicles and then teabags another person, an animal, or Gary Busey.

Gave that bitch a Colombian Teabag. Bitches love Colombian Teabags.

by Eyehole Man September 8, 2016

Colombian Blowjob

Similar to a Colombian Neck Tie, where in the victim's throat is cut and the tongue pulled through, but in addition to that the neck would is then used like a mouth for fellatio.

"Yup. Another example of violence from the Mexican Drug War. This your first time seeing a Colombian Blowjob?"

by XBroseidonX November 14, 2017

Colombian Handshake

Passing a warp of cocaine from one person to another without being noticed. As used in "Shameless" (Channel 4 UK)

I was with my dealer but managed a few Colombian Handshakes before the cops arrived.

by ezy732 March 6, 2009

Colombian Wishbone

The act of punching/hitting the taint area.

Dude we were going at it so hard last night I accidentally missed and gave her a Colombian Wishbone

by PabloasinEscobar October 12, 2008