Colombian arm candy

A sexy latina girl who looks good by your side

My colombian arm candy looked great when we when out tonight

Colombian arm candy by Bluntaah March 18, 2017

Colombian spanking

The punishment performed by Colombian parents where upon coffee is spilled upon a body part of a child.

Person A: "My parents gave me a Colombian spanking the other day and it still burns my heart."
Person B: "Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayuuuummmmm!"

Colombian spanking by TheDWare April 25, 2017

Colombian wristwatch 

The cartel slits your wrist then cuts your dick off and sticks it in your wrist.

The Colombians offered Mike Mike a deal, he could have a Colombian necktie or he could have a Colombian wristwatch. Mike Mike begged for the Columbian necktie but they gave him a Colombian wristwatch instead.

Colombian wristwatch by Solid Mantis August 15, 2017

Colombian Manicure 

When an enraged, STD ridden prostitute bites your finger off in a filthy Colombian brothel.

Frank got a Colombian Manicure. They call him Frankie Four Fingers now.

Colombian Manicure by Bwahahahahah January 16, 2018

Colombian Whoopee Cushion 

Blowing cocaine out of one’s anus through farting in a Lebron James fashion.

I was about to stick it in Stacey’s ass, but little did I know she had a Colombian Whoopee Cushion waiting for me.

Colombian Whoopee Cushion by The2InchPunisher May 14, 2018

colombian purse 

Vagine - a discreet location where you can store and transport illegal substance and/or cash.

John: "I don't know how to sneak this bag of coke in"
Jane: "Don't worry - I'll bring it with me in my Colombian purse."

colombian purse by Barbara Millicent Roberts June 13, 2018

Colombian rain shower 

To drink a lot of coffee before engaging in the sexual act of peeing on your partner

I love the smell of coffee in the morning...after a colombian rain shower

Colombian rain shower by Sslimings September 12, 2018