The 4 years of your life that simultaneously make you want to rip out your hair and get blackout drunk.
by SavageAttack October 24, 2017
A subliminally chaotic, mindfuck of an experience that continues to make me question my existence at least twenty-thousand times a day.
Because just when you think you're finally caught up with all your work, suddenly you're getting a blackboard notification of a failed assignment apparently worth 10% of your grade that not a single soul was aware of.
Because just when you think you're finally caught up with all your work, suddenly you're getting a blackboard notification of a failed assignment apparently worth 10% of your grade that not a single soul was aware of.
Please limit the word, "college," and it's verbal usage, undoubtedly is a trigger word for at least 1 in every 3 people
by Loozyr October 18, 2021
A place that American students pay thousands of dollars to go to in order to learn "higher education," usually for minimal payoff. The reality of the matter is that college teaches you nothing, a degree doesn't gaurantee you a high-paying career, and in the end it is usually all a waste of time.
College in the United States is a scam.
Sally went to college and got a bachelor's in English, only to never use it. She now works an "entry level" job in retail.
Sally went to college and got a bachelor's in English, only to never use it. She now works an "entry level" job in retail.
by StarryNight002 December 08, 2018
by Tmaglio December 13, 2006
College (Latin collegium) is a term most often used today to denote an educational institution. More broadly, it can be the name of any group of colleagues (see for example electoral college, College of Arms). Originally it meant a group of people living together under a common set of rules (con-, "together" + leg-, "law"); indeed, some colleges call their members "fellows". The precise usage of the term varies among English-speaking countries.
The group on the infamous 'Circle Line 3' shall be assigned punishment by a jury of 3, with evidence provided by a college of many.
by Chav Kind October 07, 2006
A place where a student learns...how to drink until he/she passes out, the magic of adderall, and the presssure of his/her peers.
by Who's Askin? December 13, 2012
A tertiary level institution where it is possible to obtain one or more or quite possibly non of the following,depending on where you go and who you are:
1. An STD
2. Liberal indoctrination
3. Free or heavily subsidized beer (parties)
4. An Education usually in the form of a degree or certificate.
College is usually referred to as University in most countries outside of the U.S.A but is its equivalent except in the UK and Ireland where College refers to pre-university or A-level education.
1. An STD
2. Liberal indoctrination
3. Free or heavily subsidized beer (parties)
4. An Education usually in the form of a degree or certificate.
College is usually referred to as University in most countries outside of the U.S.A but is its equivalent except in the UK and Ireland where College refers to pre-university or A-level education.
by Groudie September 02, 2011