Cold Earl

When you freeze a turd and then procede to dildo a girl with it

After a shit that big, i'm not surprised that my girlfriend wanted to try a cold earl with it

by Zbuckley February 15, 2007

cold cock

The act of punching or striking someone's face or head so hard, they are knocked out instantly.

Dude! Greg was in this wicked bar fight, and he got totally cold cocked by a biker!

by xXMcGuffinCoreXx October 5, 2003

Thats Cold.

Said to describe something someone has said/done that is very harsh or mean. Can be used funnily (See Example One) or can be used that its so mean its gone past being funny (See Example Two).

Example One
Person A: Oi Bens family is so poor, his mum sends him to kfc to lick peoples fingers.
Person B: *HAHAHAHH* Thats Cold man, Thats Cold. *HAHAHAHHA*

Example Two
Person A: Bens a dickhead, he should just drop dead, not like anyone will miss him in his grave!
Person B: Nah allow it man, Thats cold

by londongyalxxx May 16, 2010

Cold War Kids

Some awesome melo band with some jazzy vocals, and sexy bass lines.

Hear hang me up to dry by the cold war kids.

by Melancholia October 16, 2008

Cold Yorkie

The act of taking a shit, then freezing it and using the frozen excrement as a sex toy. Bonus points for style and points deducted if it melts during its use.

I just found out that my mum cold yorkie'd herself last night

by NotWod February 27, 2015

Cold Pill

A cold pill is a pill that can help fight a cold and flu.

Cold Medicine Ingredients and Flu Medicine Ingredients
Acetaminophen. Acetaminophen is a pain reliever and fever reducer that you'll find in many cold and flu products.
Diphenhydramine HCI. Diphenhydramine is a antihistamine that helps with allergies.

Dextromenthorphan HBr. Dexdromethorphan is a cough suppressant.
Phenylephrine HCI. Phenylephrine relieves nasal congestion.
Guaifenesin. Guaifenesin is an expectorant. It's good for coughing out the mucus that is inside you.

A cartoon version of a cold pill is Drix from Osmosis Jones and Ozzy and Drix.

Tyler: I have a cold. I think I'll eat some chicken soup.

*sort of works but not much.
Tyler: I think I'll take a cold pill.

*Takes a cold pill
*Drix enters the body
*Osmosis Jones (Ozzy) and Drix fights off the common cold.
*5 days later.

Tyler: Hey! I don't have the common cold anymore.

by CognitiveFuel March 11, 2023

Cracking Open A Cold One With The Boys.

The sacred act of multiple men (boys) enjoying fresh, cold beers together,

"Last night me and the boys cracked open a few cold ones" said David.
"Tonight, I'm gonna start Cracking Open A Cold One With The Boys." Said johny

by FemIsCanc August 11, 2017