Cog

Someone who’s a workaholic and can’t take a joke.

Originating from the antagonists of the same name from the online video game ToonTown Online.

Harold: Hey man wanna go out to Delco’s?
John: Sure, but I have to finish my work.
Harold: I deleted everything off your computer. Sorry!
John: What?! Are you FUCKING SERIOUS! I WILL BEAT YOUR SHIT!
Harold: Don’t be a cog man, just take a break.

by Justicewithtacosandweed November 15, 2019

snotch cog

to mess around, foreplay

ex: you're not a top or a bottom but a snotch cog!!

Are you down to snotch cog?

by luxury713 September 26, 2011

cog slot

A really cruel insult created by Dan Avidan of Game Grumps.

Dan: "You fucking cog slot!"

by Fort J-5 November 13, 2023

Stooped Cog

A part of a machine that's stooped in nature. Or a person who's been fucked one too many times and needs a good colonic to rinse out all the left over DNA

"That there is a stooped" or
"That boys a stooped cog"

by XKing C0TT0Nx April 28, 2022

Cogging

The act of tying one's penis into a knot.

Matthew messed up the cogging process and lost all the blood flow in his penis.

by Dr. Cogsworth June 11, 2024

COG

Child of God

I can’t send nudes because I’m a COG.

by Daddy’s Girl69 May 6, 2020

Drop a cog

The act of straining so hard you get a hernia in you ball sack and you look like one ball is bigger and lower than the other

Fuck me, you might drop a cog lifting that heavy arsed mofo

by Hairy wheelbarrow November 14, 2023